Compilation Of Funniest Tyson Quotes

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  rakuenCallisto - 2 years ago

  hahahahahhhahhahhah oh my god how does he talk like that to women, right at 4:15 oh my god.

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  rakuenCallisto - 2 years ago

   hahahaha @ 3:28 "I'LL EAT YOUR ASSHOLE ALIVE BITCH!"

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  lilphilip - 2 years ago

   this neg CRzzy.

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  wilmac - 2 years ago

   i cant believed he lived this long either. i thought u get new names when u convert to muslim.,ahhahahah insane fornincator

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  OK8 - 3 years ago

   FIRST!

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  Rhoso - 3 years ago

  WOAH: i just found out that u can click on the screen and drag it to fast forward and stuff. =-o

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    Dliteful - 3 years ago

    @RhosoHey, heres another trick: to really speed things up hit ALT and F4 at the same time.

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  royster_420 - 3 years ago

  it was great: seeing lennox lewis destroy him. mike was beaten to a pulp. that was one of the greatest beat downs ever. mike is a scumbag and has no respect for anyone.

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    Dliteful - 3 years ago

    @royster_420Now now, Im also a scumbag and I dont have respect for anyone but I still give yo moma the beat down she deserves.

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  Pezzotti - 3 years ago

  i think he: fornicates with men

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  Natedawg35 - 3 years ago

  i wanna: kick your children in the testicles... wtf?! i think hes just throwing together words he hears other people say.

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    CockOfDoom - 3 years ago

    @Natedawg35haha... without any clue when or where to use his mix'n match up quotes...

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  thuggishruggish - 3 years ago

  mike tyson could: sell out madison square garden masturbating

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    LesbianLollipop - 3 years ago

    @thuggishruggishAnd: I bet you'd have front row tickets!

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  D3M0L1T10N - 3 years ago

  HAHAHA!: "I'm a big strong nig.ger that knocks out people and rapes people and rips off peoples' di.cks." "You can't touch me, you're not man enough! I'll eat your asshole alive you bitch!"

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  manutd9 - 3 years ago

  wow...: hes so stupid

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    p2rider92 - 3 years ago

    @manutd9say: it to his face kid

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    edsagara - 3 years ago

    @manutd9funny: p2rider92 why dont you say that to manutd9's face? or maybe.. maybe its a comment section on a website, where people give opinions on the video watched.. idk..

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  lurchdaddy - 3 years ago

  I'll F()CK you: till you love me!! Classic

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  Eino79 - 3 years ago

  He may well be: the dumbest person ever.

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    zoreo - 3 years ago

    @Eino79ur: gay

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  miianwilson - 3 years ago

  god,: i hope he fights again. long live tyson!

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    royster_420 - 3 years ago

    @miianwilsondoubt that: especially after lewis destroyed him. beat him to a pulp. i don't believe i've ever seen anyone beat down like that in any heavyweight fight.

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  Woody__3986 - 3 years ago

  I: have a signed check from tyson... any bidders?

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    coolaid217 - 3 years ago

    @Woody__3986Ya: You give me $50 and I will take it off of your hands.

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  Racudoco - 3 years ago

  36 years old: going on 36

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    jspeed20 - 3 years ago

    @Racudocoyou mean: 63?

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  WalterTheDog - 3 years ago

  Mike is insane: and I don't know if it's because his brain has been bashed too many times, but he is no doubt crazy. That being said, I wouldn't even be in the same room with that guy. Mike, please don't hurt me.

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    FirstPoster8o8 - 3 years ago

    @WalterTheDogword: .

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  glockman1727ak47 - 3 years ago

  EAT YOUR CHILDREN: Man oh man this guy is Dumb!! I don't mean it mike don't kill me you Crazy ace

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  thatboyelite - 3 years ago

  !: Theres only OOONNNEEEEE Mike TYSON!

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  Nerudah - 3 years ago

  woot!: "there is noone that can match me, my style is impetuous, my defence is impregnable and i'm just ferocious, i want your heart, i wanna eat your children..."

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  nakedrider - 3 years ago

  now I understand: why he was in a $10 million dept before the age of 40 even after making millions of dollars... idiot

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  kastra06 - 3 years ago

  He: Sure does like to fornicate, or at least the word. Sounds like a retard, like most americans....

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    Wiiman86 - 3 years ago

    @kastra06haHA!: GOD you're hilarious! A retarded American joke! Can't find too many of those these days!

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  negativenancy - 3 years ago

  Oh man...: This is one Kooky Kolored Kat....

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  LonelyLobo - 3 years ago

  Darryl Baum: Is the guy he dedicates the fight to at :30. Darryl Baum is also the guy who shot 50 Cent. And 50 Cent went on to buy Tyson's house. Small world.

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