Chuck Norris Picks A Candidate

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  wilmac - 2 years ago

  guess chuck dont kno wat da fuk he is talkn about then! the huckelberry guy loks lik gomer pile.

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  Number1ChuckFan - 3 years ago

  chuck rocks: check out our tribute to chuck on my profile page

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  Christofascist - 3 years ago

  McCain is corrupt, old and insane: drop your support for the GOP and vote for OBAMA so we can unite against Hillary!

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  dtale - 3 years ago

  wow: is this real? is america that fucked up? Are you people serious? I am going to kill my self...

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    Christofascist - 3 years ago

    @dtaleif you do: plan on taking your own life - PLEASE take as many republicans with you as you can before you punch your own ticket.

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  orangefolder - 3 years ago

  OMFG!!!: thats the shit right thur, i think huckabee has won my vote

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  snowgoon - 3 years ago

  anyway: Mcane has pretty much won the republican side

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    Abunai - 3 years ago

    @snowgoonUnfortunately,: I'm afraid you might be right. Its a shame this is a popularity contest and that people dont vote for candidates who are actually RIGHT for the job.

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    Christofascist - 3 years ago

    @snowgoonwho cares: no matter who they run the GOP is going to lose this time around. They phuked the country up enough. GO DEMS!

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    tari101 - 3 years ago

    @snowgoonif hilary was your president: you would know all about area 51, who brought down the towers, was there a landing on the moon and stuff because women cant keep secrets. and we all know it. its just a thought.

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  Demoblogger - 4 years ago

  chuckvsoprah.com: There is a website up now where you can vote for chuck or oprah for pres. Thought it was funny shit.

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  D0NT_TAZE_ME_BR0 - 4 years ago

  Im gonna vote for: GeniusIQ160

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  razaz - 4 years ago

  this: was funny wasn't sure if it was real till the end. arnold scwarznegwekjere for pres.

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  ScissorMeXerxes - 4 years ago

  Go: Obama! Republicans are worthless. I'd vote for Al-Quada before them

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    Abunai - 4 years ago

    @ScissorMeXerxeswhy don't you vote for someone who's right for America.: Vote Ron Paul!

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    Christofascist - 3 years ago

    @ScissorMeXerxesRon Paul is: a convicted rapist, money launderer and pedophile. He hates America.

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  BushDeathGood - 4 years ago

  ahhh....: Huckabee is a c o n v i c t e d c h i l d m u r d e r and r a p i s t . He’s pledged to raise taxes on the working class, including an additional tax on beer, chewing tobacco, gasoline, four-wheelers, and plans on banning all gun ownership. Additionally he plans on forcing prayer to Jesus Christ, (but has just converted to Mormonism) on all schools across the nation, private and public. And he’s cutting pay for our soldiers in combat to give himself a raise.

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    RUASONID - 4 years ago

    @BushDeathGooduhh: y o u _ d o n t _ n e e d _ t o _ t y p e _ w i t h _ s p a c e s _ i n b e t w e e n _ e a c h _ l e t t e r _ t o _ a d d _ e m p h a s i s . a simple exclamation mark would suffice.

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    hampsted - 4 years ago

    @BushDeathGoodummmm...: so basically all of that is bullshit. his tax policy is actually very appealing. he wants to tax based on how much money one spends. that way if you live a modest life you won't be taxed much and if you have the money to live a life of luxury you will be taxed in that way. he's a pretty cool guy

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    snowgoon - 3 years ago

    @BushDeathGoodya: pretty much every thing u just said is the exsact oppisite of what hes gonna do u dum ass librel shitbag

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    Christofascist - 3 years ago

    @BushDeathGoodYou 3 below me: BushDeathGood's intention were to get people scared to vote for Huckabee. Well IT WORKED. Now we go on to beat McCain!

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  raimundas - 2 years ago

  Huckabee's no conservative: Hey Norris, got a degree? In What? MAybe you should look at Huck the tax mans record in Arkansas before you make stupid statements. HUck you ChucK! Should have endorsed Ron Paul!

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    razaz - 4 years ago

    @raimundashow many: recent US presidents have had a degree in politics?

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    snowgoon - 3 years ago

    @raimundasya: a degree in kicking ur whiteboy ass

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  DeSiGnAtE - 2 years ago

  Ron Paul: for president

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    PASA457 - 2 years ago

    @DeSiGnAtEDamn: Straight!!

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    BushDeathGood - 4 years ago

    @DeSiGnAtEmeh...: dismantling the government and leaving us naked to the will of corporations? NO THANKS! If you will otherwise for for Huckabee then VOTE PAUL. If you otherwise would vote for OBAMA. Don't waste your vote on an unelectable 3rd party nut job! GO OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  starlett_25 - 2 years ago

  Liberals: are the reason America won't be America in a few years. Look into it.

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    Abunai - 4 years ago

    @starlett_25Is Hackabee a liberal? well anyway...: The Neo-Conservatives and anyone who ignores the constitution like bush has and hillary wants to change, are the reason America won't be America in a few years..

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    Abunai - 4 years ago

    @starlett_25Actually... if you think about it...: America isn't even America right NOW even..

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    BushDeathGood - 4 years ago

    @starlett_25And what do you foresee?: Election fraud? Needless wars? Liars in the Whitehouse? Whoops, that's the bush america.

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    RUASONID - 4 years ago

    @starlett_25bushdeathgoodbad: Wrong again BDG. Bush isnt stupid, he knows damn well what he's doing. Its obvious his primary goal isnt that of the american people. Bush is too far right. The people your pissin ass would vote for are too far left. things wont be any differnt, hell, they'll proably even be worse, because atleast some things got done. Liberals in the office wouldnt get a damn thing done, save consoldate power for themselves and drain the country even more. WE NEED A MODERATE PRESIDENT WHO CAN APPEASE BOT

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    razaz - 4 years ago

    @starlett_25ye: i'll copy paste bull$hit into wikipidia your name and mugshot should appear.

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  LolBreak - 2 years ago

  how is aboution bad?: its WHEN you do its thats the problem. If its in the 1st 3 months then meh

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    BushDeathGood - 4 years ago

    @LolBreakkood: u speel aht leeast won wurd korrektly?

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  pabface - 2 years ago

  BOOOOOOO!: Ron Paul kicks a$$! He would shove The Constitution (if Bush leaves any behind) up Huckaboo's a$$! He wouldn't touch Chuck though.. he's older than he is. LOL

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  Abunai - 2 years ago

  "Ron Paul would." ???? WTF i that supposed to mean??: Ron Paul wouldnt do a commercial with Chuck Norris in the First place! That's the most retarded thing EVER! but Mike Huckabee would.

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  johnlock - 2 years ago

  damn: one nut

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  xMbx - 2 years ago

  where it came from...: God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

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  bigdickinyamouf - 2 years ago

  FUCK: HUCK

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  XxXTricky_DD - 2 years ago

  Americas retarded: 70% is, you should all feel superior. anybody would know. even the American man. The office being in that 70%. we vote on popularity.. we couldve had less casualties in Iraq if we didn't have fucked up people supporting fuckheads

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    XxXTricky_DD - 2 years ago

    @XxXTricky_DDbut yet again: the army is fucked up

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  Dondizzle - 2 years ago

  You all can suck my nuts...: plz

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  Toets - 2 years ago

  Who is: My-c o c k-a-be ?

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  The_Frisky_Pirate - 2 years ago

  Dude.: Im so voting for him!

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