Posted by philinthecircle on Apr. 30, 2009
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craigcchen - a year ago
Not bad but you edited too much. You should have just record the whole thing at once and speed it up. It will be better that way.
mykylc - a year ago
That wasn't Chuck Norris...that was freakin' Al Pachino in a cowboy hat!!!!!!
debodave - 2 years ago
that looks nothing like chuck norris
MadcowX_Zero - 2 years ago
[spam] 05/07/2009 11:23:58 PM smokedopeandrap says: Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad! Chuck Norris was trained by Jet Li who was trained by a time traveling chuck Norris!! Chuck was actually trained By Bruce Lee not Jet Li he has nothing on bruce lee learn before u say something
aquahollic - 2 years ago
i have a full auto... would have been faster.
IronMadness - 4 years ago
thats bullshit you can see that he dint shoot
shinagami - 2 years ago
@IronMadness he shot they just stopped every few mins and cleaned it up to make it looks smoother
CrazyTalon - 4 years ago
Chuck Norris would beat the shit out of my http://madtalon.mybrute.com
smokedopeandrap - 4 years ago
@CrazyTalon Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad! Chuck Norris was trained by Jet Li who was trained by a time traveling chuck Norris!!
Unkn0wn22 - 4 years ago
Look at the fight in my profile...subscribe...more to come
xVigorx - 4 years ago
... it was practically a stencil... he did'nt have to aim...
Snez100 - 4 years ago
If you ever work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ever ask him for his three hole punch!!
OnefastCamel - 4 years ago
@Snez100 LMAO, isn't that only dangerous for a girl though?
GoGoAGoGo - 4 years ago
@Snez100 its not dangerous at all for girls.
IndeedJimmy - 4 years ago
@Snez100 If they ask for it then they knows what's coming.
tonar - 4 years ago
"All other methods give the paint too much time to run off the canvas in fear of Chuck Norris." CHUCK NORRIS IS AN OLD MAN
crashdevil2 - 4 years ago
@tonar thats not the point. google chuck norris facts and you'll understand why people say all that stupid shit.
ObamaBlows - 4 years ago
@tonar Looks like good ole' tonar is about sharp as a bowling ball
TankTheDestroyer - 3 years ago
@tonar Shun the nonbeliever!!!!!!
bendovermydesk - 3 years ago
@tonar take that hotdog and shovit up your ace
Slipninja - 4 years ago
Captain Kirk fuc'd Chuck Norris, and then put Norris' boots on instead of his own.
Visor_Tc - 4 years ago
Looks more like Leonidas from 300
weirdodeirdo - 4 years ago
@Visor_Tc Guess why they won...
donttazemebro2 - 4 years ago
fake, he used an outline to draw and then wiped off paint....go be fat somewhere else
KjetilL - 4 years ago
@donttazemebro2 Agree, final picture is fake. Im never going to philinthecircle.com
LaagVliegendeVinkenTering - 4 years ago
@donttazemebro2 Agreed. Totally fake
actnjcksn - 4 years ago
Bastard stole my idea!!! Good job!
EeekiE - 4 years ago
@actnjcksn His idea was SLIGHTLY better though you've got to admit.
saintnavajo - 4 years ago
Rambo rubber balls chuck norris, makes him wear leather and keeps him in a box. But seriously that looks more like bin laden in a cowboy hat.
ryno657 - 4 years ago
Looks more like Johnny Cash.
PangWasHere - 4 years ago
Anyone know the name of the SONG?
rapidb16 - 4 years ago
@PangWasHere I would but you dont know how to read.
michael123456 - 4 years ago
chuck norris once caught a bullet with his bare hands...and then threw it back, killing jackie chan instantly
DnaLevel_216 - 4 years ago
not that great, he used a towel to clean it up.
ftolmsteen - 4 years ago
General Zod pwns Chuck Norris. He knelt before me years ago.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Danny_D25 - 4 years ago
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses
KKTPP - 4 years ago
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
lonefee - 4 years ago
@KKTPP Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.
JSW199 - 4 years ago
I would'nt want to verse that guy in Paintball!
@JSW199 hes using a POS paintball gun. ill take him on just with my 8 shot side arm pistol anyways.. Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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