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ChicXpress Chic Launcher
 
 
 
 
 
 

ChicXpress Chic Launcher

 
 
 

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Uploaded May. 9, 2006 by
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Whats the easiest way to move 10,000 chics as quickly as possible? Make it free cone day at Ben and Jerrys. You could also build a buss with a retractable treadmill that launches them in the air like a million little tennis balls. I wish we could put the cast of the view on one of these.

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    SgtSARS

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    SgtSARS

    SgtSARS - 3 years ago

    I want to see the cattle launcher next!

    • korbb

      korbb - 3 years ago

      @SgtSARSchicks are actually sorted within the 'factory' via many conveyor belts that dumps them here and there too before finally ending up into stacked crates that you see the worker is offloading from into the belt. What you don't see is what happens before the chicks are machine loaded into the crates at the 'factory'. There is conveyor belt that channels the male chicks and dumps them into a big dumpster to be disposed of like trash.

  • thegooddoctorjon

    thegooddoctorjon - 3 years ago

     mmmm, nuggets.

  • apathykills

    apathykills - 3 years ago

    humans: are screwed

  • gugaLiuzzi

    gugaLiuzzi - 3 years ago

    really mean: ...bad treated...unkind...they must live ok even beeing raised to be our food.

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    BoldyBaldy

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    BoldyBaldy - 3 years ago

    i thought the video description: was talking about women

    • Earthling122

      Earthling122 - 3 years ago

      @BoldyBaldyyeah: but i dont think the break guy is straight

  • tom1982

    tom1982 - 3 years ago

    its the quickest way to do it,: and the farmers wouldent do anything at this early age to make them unsuatable for market

  • phy

    phy - 3 years ago

    hhaahaha: sooo funny

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    jimbog

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    jimbog

    jimbog - 3 years ago

    that's fuuuucked up...: do they really have to shoot them off the conveyer belt? they will all choke on chicken bones one day, karma baby

    • korbb

      korbb - 3 years ago

      @jimbogthey have to shoot them off so that they wont pile up in one heap which will cause even more injuries. they shoot them at a certain height so that they can land on their feet.

  • Oso1

    Oso1 - 3 years ago

    That is not cool: I hope those Chicken Chokers get salmonella.

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    djwhiteguy69 - 2 years ago

    Everything i want to say: has been said already...well,maybe not that it would be a sweet way to feed Rosie O'Donnel

  • IrishZuking

    IrishZuking - 2 years ago

    Popcorn anyone: Looks like popcorn coming out!!lol

  • IMFBOARD

    IMFBOARD - 2 years ago

    i got nothing....: stumped

  • DrewMacnhu

    DrewMacnhu - 2 years ago

    And, on the other side of the barn,: we have the barbecue sauce express. Right next to the vat of boiling oil.

  • doodyapples

    doodyapples - 2 years ago

    hmm: Wow nice to know that we humans have such respect for living things.. i do want some chicken wings now however

  • l2onco

    l2onco - 2 years ago

    pretty funny: but i agree they should lower it a bit. if you watch close it looks like a bunch of em got knocked out- they didnt move too much after being launched onto their heads

  • murphi

    murphi - 2 years ago

    no we need to figure out how...: to do this with real women.. hahaha

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    Coolio911911

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    Coolio911911 - 2 years ago

    lollll: is it realllly necessary to have them shoot out like that though lol

    • steffen2k

      steffen2k - 2 years ago

      @Coolio911911you got to admit...: it was quite funny :D

    • Prblmwitauthorty

      Prblmwitauthorty - 2 years ago

      @Coolio911911they: are only trying to teach them to fly

    • yOVivo

      yOVivo - 2 years ago

      @Coolio911911well: i'm assuming if it was lower to the ground, the chics would bunch up and make a big pile near the launcher. this may in a sense clog the launcher...lol. I dunno i think it has to do with attempting to spread them out.

  • TYLER0558

    TYLER0558 - 2 years ago

    thats stupid: thats stupid

  • Rabid_Mice

    Rabid_Mice - 2 years ago

    lol: whoever made this contraption is a gbenius.

  • Sarla

    Sarla - 2 years ago

    thats how its: done at a chicken farm, they are butched at 40 days old too

  • BEEZonTHEsack

    BEEZonTHEsack - 2 years ago

    Maybe it would still be effective lower to the ground: I dont have anything against chicken shooters, but shouldnt they at least lower the thing down a bit. They see to be flying pretty high for baby chicks. If height is their game they should try the have dozen chick potato gun shooter. You can get 100 yards outta them little chickys. WWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee

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    specialblend

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    specialblend - 2 years ago

    hahahah: omg i cant believe thats actually a real device lol

    • TandemAdam

      TandemAdam - 2 years ago

      @specialblendMy thinkin exactly!: yeah, why does it have to be so high?

  • losso

    losso - 2 years ago

    lmao: thats terrible but soooo fucking funny

  • Splff

    Splff - 2 years ago

    cute: CUTE AS HELL!!!!!!!!! but u sure that wont hurt them

  • Brandon91

    Brandon91 - 2 years ago

    if it was a bit bigger...: I wouldn't mind takin a ride on that thing, lol.

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