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Biker Crashes Brand New Bike
 
 
 
 
 
 

Biker Crashes Brand New Bike

 
 
 

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Uploaded Nov. 13, 2007 by
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This guy just steps out of a motorcycle dealership with his brand new bike wearning his brand new helmet and his brand new gear. He hits the gas and makes it about 25 feet before wiping out.

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  • Ballsbiggin

    Ballsbiggin - 2 years ago

    noob!

  • Jobo086

    Jobo086 - 3 years ago

     Meh it's GSXR. No big loss.

  • AsphaltAbuse

    AsphaltAbuse - 3 years ago

     Shiny tires: always make for great vids.

  • Bigalowmaggot

    Bigalowmaggot - 3 years ago

    HAHA. So ironic, I can't stop laughing.

  • MpWnage

    MpWnage - 3 years ago

    hahahah: Maybe you should of started with a Scooter! Douche!

  • finestbamf

    finestbamf - 3 years ago

    you are a: DUMB ASS

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    cudelrab - 3 years ago

    Jawoll: ich bin die Gangstah!!

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    Burnsie

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    Burnsie

    Burnsie - 3 years ago

    Well at least he looked gay with all the matching crap..: oh wait, that's not a good thing.

    • RRasco

      RRasco - 3 years ago

      @BurnsieCant ever complain about somebody wearing gear. AGATT.

  • Ashsole

    Ashsole - 3 years ago

    Hey: at least he got the "first scratch" thing out of the way...

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    Throttle13

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    Throttle13 - 3 years ago

    why: did the sound cut out right before he dropped it? it makes a big difference if he pinned it or not to determine the level of his idiocy.

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    vellentyne

    vellentyne - 4 years ago

    whatever dude: that was just lame. maybe there was still factory grease on the tires tho? but riding around a parking lot should be doable if youre not a COMPLETE IDIOT

    • ericmalcolm

      ericmalcolm - 3 years ago

      @vellentynewhy: would a tire company put grease on tires? your an idiot

    • WalterTheDog

      WalterTheDog - 3 years ago

      @vellentyneI think you: actually meant, "you're an idiot"....idiot...try staying in school through the 1st grade next time...and grease on a tire? you're dumber than he is

    • maliciousm

      maliciousm - 3 years ago

      @vellentyneActually: when you buy a brand new bike with brand new tires, the tires still have a slick coating on them eric. do some homework before you call people idiots.

    • WinSomeLoseNone

      WinSomeLoseNone - 3 years ago

      @vellentyneFACT: the expensive and high quality tires for bike DO have a coating on the tire from the factory. dealers are SUPPOSED to tell you to take it extremely easy on them for the first 100 miles.

    • Crezzyman

      Crezzyman - 3 years ago

      @vellentyne...: That's just stupid BS right there. There's no protective coating, there's nothing on the tire but rubber. If you're worried about their being a protective coating, do a f*cking burnout off the showroom. I call BS on the tire coating 'cause if that were true, wouldn't sports cars be sliding off the road around corners off the showroom floor?

    • CBRJOE

      CBRJOE - 3 years ago

      @vellentyneAs others have already said...: ...there is a coating on new bike tires. It's for they won't mold. You're supposed to take it easy for the first day or two. Still, not an excuse for this a*shat's riding, what a tool!

    • sirpukealot

      sirpukealot - 3 years ago

      @vellentynehahhaha, this never gets old: yes there is a coating, its silicone based.. Needs to be extra careful for the first 100 miles. Professional rideers use some techniques/tools to scuff off this coating.

    • Funkapotamus420

      Funkapotamus420 - 3 years ago

      @vellentyne...: theres coating on EVERY brand new tire, not just on bikes. next time you buy tires touch them they'll be all greasy. on cars, however, this grease wont last as long because of the additional weight/stress put on each tire

    • TheNewOldSchool

      TheNewOldSchool - 3 years ago

      @vellentyneHAHA MOLD: Its called "mold release" because it lets the tire be removed from the mold easily, not because it prevents mold from growing on the tire. ROFL

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    jiggyboy69 - 4 years ago

    assholes: that wasnt his fault i have a bike like that and something as small and a round little rock could cause that around a corner for all you guys know this guy could have been riding 10 years so lay off the sh.it

    • ericmalcolm

      ericmalcolm - 3 years ago

      @jiggyboy69yes.: maybe around a corner. BUT probably not in a straight line in a parking lot. dont stick up for dumbasses

    • Burnsie

      Burnsie - 3 years ago

      @jiggyboy69Um, I hit round little rocks all the time on my bike...: and I manage to keep it upright.

  • Puffin31

    Puffin31 - 4 years ago

    aww: and he had such a pretty matching outfit for the bike too...

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    kjhgfdjhg - 4 years ago

    HOPE HE WAS WEARING CLEAN UNDERWEAR: YA

    • TacTx

      TacTx - 4 years ago

      @kjhgfdjhgIf he wasnt wearing that: It would be full of piss now

  • josh2163

    josh2163 - 2 years ago

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahh: hhhhahhahahahhahahhhhahhaha what a dildo

  • AtOneWithNothing

    AtOneWithNothing - 2 years ago

    Gotta love: People showing off instead of getting used to something nice they just got.

  • sinnedcapone

    sinnedcapone - 2 years ago

    if he wasnt a gay: that would have never happend.

  • sirpukealot

    sirpukealot - 2 years ago

    gotta respect the bike: 1000CC bike with brand new tires, oil on the parking lot lack of respect

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    hogberto - 2 years ago

    he's just not used to teh bike: puts the front brake on too hard, back wheel steps out, tries to correct but it's too late. good that it happened at 10mph.

    • Gkk123

      Gkk123 - 2 years ago

      @hogbertoLol: The last thing he's thinking of is braking, lol. He opens the throttle and it spins out from under him. (Sad) Get a feel for the machine B4 trying to be a hero for the camera.

    • bradhunt5

      bradhunt5 - 2 years ago

      @hogbertoI found out: its wrong to brake to hard with the front wheel the other week! shame I was doing 35mph lol

    • jacforjc

      jacforjc - 4 years ago

      @hogbertowhy: would he use the front brake at all though? No need going that slow...that goes for any bike

  • jw1965j

    jw1965j - 2 years ago

    The dealer probably LEFT the oil on: ...because after selling him the bike, the jacket, the pants, the gloves and the matching f-ing helmet, they probably: A) wanted to see him drop it in the lot, and B) knew he'd wheel it right back in so they could charge him $75 per just to fix the damage.

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    lessphilling - 2 years ago

    looks like he got a real lemon: for a brain! Probably his mom used PCP

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    love2hate - 2 years ago

    hahaha: that whats you get for showing off.. noob

    • dan10987

      dan10987 - 2 years ago

      @love2hatecough: saying noob and having a clue about riding street bikes dont match, sorry.

  • amazonsucks

    amazonsucks - 2 years ago

    Oil?: so does that mean that EVERYONE that buys a brand new bike will wipeout in the parking lot? seems like class action lawsuit waiting to happen. or maybe the guy hit a banana peel, eh?

  • Burnsie

    Burnsie - 2 years ago

    If you're insist on looking like a total dork with the matching jacket, pants, gloves...: you might as well get a matching helmet.

  • Confidentiall

    Confidentiall - 2 years ago

    NOOB: there was no oil...

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