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Attack Of The Killer Turkeys
 
 
 
 
 
 

Attack Of The Killer Turkeys

 
 
 

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Uploaded Sep. 28, 2009 by
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Remember that South Park episode with all of the killer turkeys? It just might come true for citizens in Cherry Hill, New Jersey.

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  • Bugmanpestguy

    Bugmanpestguy - 2 years ago

     Turkey is good to eat.

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    boostedsupra4130 - 2 years ago

    "Turkey stole my bike"

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    DannySlaight - 2 years ago

     it sounded like she was being raped

    • PeterDellario

      PeterDellario - 2 years ago

      @DannySlaightlooks like the turkeys decided to show her what its like to get basted

  • diddlydpotatoes

    diddlydpotatoes - 2 years ago

     Turkey revenge. After years of watching their family being slaughtered, they decide to fight back. And attack a child. They're starting small and working their way up.

  • crazycamel425

    crazycamel425 - 2 years ago

     LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • headfilter

    headfilter - 2 years ago

     They got bike-jacked by a gang of turkeys. Awesome

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    xxJohnnyFivexx - 2 years ago

    where are the blacks when you need them...mm mm mm finger licking good

    • PeterDellario

      PeterDellario - 2 years ago

      @xxJohnnyFivexxi think you would mean pilgrims.. niggaz be eatin chicken duh!

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    DannyKlotz

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    DannyKlotz - 2 years ago

     They sound like those little dinosaurs in Jurassic Park that attack Newman (seinfeld character) in jeep...

    • Douche_McFuck

      Douche_McFuck - 2 years ago

      @DannyKlotzYou're thinking of the one that spits, like your gf. The little ones were in the second film.

  • supercalifragilisticexpialidocio

    supercalifragilisticexpialidocio - 2 years ago

    thats what she said

  • Labyrinth123

    Labyrinth123 - 2 years ago

     Thank god those turkeys didn't peck someones leg they could have died

  • fryloque

    fryloque - 2 years ago

     Three words: Grab, twist, pull. Heads come right off (twist til you hear a "pop")

  • matt_skiba

    matt_skiba - 2 years ago

    omfgggggg lol now this shit is funnayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i mean first teh guy pussies it, even runs, i wudda kicked one right in the giblets, and if i was that woman i wudda told my kid to run, grab the bike and thrown it at them, or at least kicked it geez lol

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    musiktrixINC - 2 years ago

     i admit ,they shouldnt of ran into the road, but those jackasses didnt have to honk their goddamn howrn at them

    • SoxFAN101

      SoxFAN101 - 2 years ago

      @musiktrixINCi think they were tryin to scare the turkeys

  • MrGreenEyes

    MrGreenEyes - 2 years ago

    I see a free bike

  • hawndawg

    hawndawg - 2 years ago

    Now I'll just take my kid, run into oncoming traffic, scream like I am getting buggered, and maybe that might scare them off!!!!

  • Sandboy

    Sandboy - 2 years ago

     Stupid city folk, All you have to do is stop and they will not chase you any more....

  • madkent

    madkent - 2 years ago

     Suck shit you dirty punjabber

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    Sidohbehlei

    Sidohbehlei - 2 years ago

     ''Honeyy, where mah shotgun.'' l0l0l0l0

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    Kenpachi_Zaraki - 2 years ago

     see, what u do is u punt one of them bitches about 30 yards. if that dont work shoot em it'll save a lil loot for thanksgiving

    • dirtbikes4life

      dirtbikes4life - 2 years ago

      @Kenpachi_Zarakii agree 100%, that or go rambo on there asses

  • DyslexicSpeedReader132

    DyslexicSpeedReader132 - 2 years ago

     that one turkey had a switchblade i saw it

  • Yuusharo

    Yuusharo - 2 years ago

     Why not just kick the turkeys?

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    WoeArmy

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    WoeArmy

    WoeArmy - 2 years ago

    LOL 47 seconds in... best part. The turkeys take off after them like velociraptors from Jurassic Park!

  • digler_2

    digler_2 - 2 years ago

    Grab one by the neck and you have dinner!

  • STINKSTARSEARCH

    STINKSTARSEARCH - 2 years ago

     Those turkeys are dildos.

  • urwayhome

    urwayhome - 2 years ago

    If it wasn't for the turkeys I would have thought this was Mumbai, India and not New Jersey. Go figure.

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