Remember that South Park episode with all of the killer turkeys? It just might come true for citizens in Cherry Hill, New Jersey.
Bugmanpestguy - 2 years ago
Turkey is good to eat.
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boostedsupra4130 - 2 years ago
"Turkey stole my bike"
DamJamhot - 2 years ago
@boostedsupra4130giggidy
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DannySlaight - 2 years ago
it sounded like she was being raped
PeterDellario - 2 years ago
@DannySlaightlooks like the turkeys decided to show her what its like to get basted
diddlydpotatoes - 2 years ago
Turkey revenge. After years of watching their family being slaughtered, they decide to fight back. And attack a child. They're starting small and working their way up.
crazycamel425 - 2 years ago
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
headfilter - 2 years ago
They got bike-jacked by a gang of turkeys. Awesome
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xxJohnnyFivexx - 2 years ago
where are the blacks when you need them...mm mm mm finger licking good
@xxJohnnyFivexxi think you would mean pilgrims.. niggaz be eatin chicken duh!
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DannyKlotz - 2 years ago
They sound like those little dinosaurs in Jurassic Park that attack Newman (seinfeld character) in jeep...
Douche_McFuck - 2 years ago
@DannyKlotzYou're thinking of the one that spits, like your gf. The little ones were in the second film.
supercalifragilisticexpialidocio - 2 years ago
thats what she said
Labyrinth123 - 2 years ago
Thank god those turkeys didn't peck someones leg they could have died
fryloque - 2 years ago
Three words: Grab, twist, pull. Heads come right off (twist til you hear a "pop")
matt_skiba - 2 years ago
omfgggggg lol now this shit is funnayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i mean first teh guy pussies it, even runs, i wudda kicked one right in the giblets, and if i was that woman i wudda told my kid to run, grab the bike and thrown it at them, or at least kicked it geez lol
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musiktrixINC - 2 years ago
i admit ,they shouldnt of ran into the road, but those jackasses didnt have to honk their goddamn howrn at them
SoxFAN101 - 2 years ago
@musiktrixINCi think they were tryin to scare the turkeys
MrGreenEyes - 2 years ago
I see a free bike
hawndawg - 2 years ago
Now I'll just take my kid, run into oncoming traffic, scream like I am getting buggered, and maybe that might scare them off!!!!
Sandboy - 2 years ago
Stupid city folk, All you have to do is stop and they will not chase you any more....
madkent - 2 years ago
Suck shit you dirty punjabber
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Sidohbehlei - 2 years ago
''Honeyy, where mah shotgun.'' l0l0l0l0
Terrorist369 - 2 years ago
@Sidohbehleilol... nah its "Hunaayyy" lol
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Kenpachi_Zaraki - 2 years ago
see, what u do is u punt one of them bitches about 30 yards. if that dont work shoot em it'll save a lil loot for thanksgiving
dirtbikes4life - 2 years ago
@Kenpachi_Zarakii agree 100%, that or go rambo on there asses
DyslexicSpeedReader132 - 2 years ago
that one turkey had a switchblade i saw it
Yuusharo - 2 years ago
Why not just kick the turkeys?
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WoeArmy - 2 years ago
LOL 47 seconds in... best part. The turkeys take off after them like velociraptors from Jurassic Park!
Jerry_Seinfeld - 2 years ago
@WoeArmyya!
@WoeArmyGo back 65 million years and that's what they are!
digler_2 - 2 years ago
Grab one by the neck and you have dinner!
STINKSTARSEARCH - 2 years ago
Those turkeys are dildos.
urwayhome - 2 years ago
If it wasn't for the turkeys I would have thought this was Mumbai, India and not New Jersey. Go figure.
