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Uploaded May. 5, 2006 by
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US forces just uncovered a blooper reel of terrorist leader Al-Zarqawi fumbling with his rifle, wearing sneakers and just looking like an overall doofus. It's supposed to be automatic fire. He's shooting single shots. Something is wrong with his machine gun. He looks down, can't figure out, calls his friend to come unblock the stoppage and get the weapon firing again. Obviously the version released by Al-Queda showed him looking fierce and in command. Hes just been reduced from an Ace to a three of clubs.

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  • BoldyBaldy

    BoldyBaldy - 3 years ago

    clip starts: at 1:10

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  • nilleftw

    nilleftw - 4 years ago

    Sgt Brian: Buttwalker, nice do.

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    Big_Boy_com - 2 years ago

    I'm just so f'ing affraid for the manwife: who presents the program :|

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    • daveed

      daveed - 4 years ago

      @Big_Boy_comI: wouldnt want to meet that thing in a dark alleyway

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  • wimwim

    wimwim - 2 years ago

    -: belgium

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    irish01

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    irish01

    irish01 - 2 years ago

    dumbass americans: stay at home and protect your own country,the world would be a more peacefull place with out the morans in the us army ,get your own oil ,

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    • Abunai

      Abunai - 2 years ago

      @irish01exactly: .. too bad people are already too brainwashed,... America will fall soon if there isn't a change in their Foreign Policy.

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    • Colbert08

      Colbert08 - 2 years ago

      @irish01america's problem...: lies w/ the jews here and their connection to isreal, end of story

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    • variabl3

      variabl3 - 2 years ago

      @irish01ahahhaha: you are the problem with this world... cowards who are unable to take on responsibility and take action against those who do evil things. we stand for what is right, period.

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    • evrynamewaztaken

      evrynamewaztaken - 2 years ago

      @irish01america: is the best nation in the world, so shove it up ur asses!

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    • wimwim

      wimwim - 2 years ago

      @irish01the american govenment: thinks america is the most powerfull 'nation' in the world. that makes me laugh all the time. 1. get your 'troups' out of iraq and the other countries 2. get a decent healt system, in belgian we pay about 200 euro a year for full healt insurance!!!

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    • MecWolf

      MecWolf - 2 years ago

      @irish01tt: tt

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    • sailorboy2

      sailorboy2 - 2 years ago

      @irish01wow: we have a new record for the break game. 6 comments, nice one. and for anyone who doesn't know wwat the break game is. the aim is to try and get as many replies as possible to your comment

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    • SOYP

      SOYP - 2 years ago

      @irish01We should stay home.: We should close our borders.We should deport ALL illegal imigrants.We should cut of aid to the rest of the world.Tsunamis,earthquakes,gen and the catholics fighting the protestants. Who cares? We're not all dumbasses.

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    • 57inch

      57inch - 2 years ago

      @irish01?: morans?

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    • LaneCo

      LaneCo - 2 years ago

      @irish01if we seal off america from the world: you guys are fucked

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    • eatech3

      eatech3 - 3 years ago

      @irish01Yes we should stay home..: Deport every muther F*cker here and leave us American Indians. This land was better before pale faces got here and started taxing everything that was already free.

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    • Swan101

      Swan101 - 3 years ago

      @irish01go fvck yourself stupid crackerass b!tch, you go cry about trees

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    Abunai

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    Abunai

    Abunai - 2 years ago

    Then why was he such a "wanted terrorist": AFN is a propaganda crap!

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    • Taskforce_20

      Taskforce_20 - 2 years ago

      @AbunaiHAHA!!: No more than CNN! (cresent news network)

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    • variabl3

      variabl3 - 2 years ago

      @Abunaiuhh dur: he's an organizer, much more powerful than a soldier in rallying people for his cause of evil.

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    • Raranger25

      Raranger25 - 2 years ago

      @AbunaiBecause he was evil?: He beheaded captured private contractors and then released the video to arab news stations to brag about it. He was also the leader of al quada in Iraq for several years. Guy was a fag and deserved to die. But oh no, in this liberal day and age there's no bad guys anymore right? This guy would shoot your whole family with a machine gun if he could. If he could figure out how to operate it first...

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  • BushDeathGood

    BushDeathGood - 2 years ago

    Watching that was almost as painful: as watching Bush try to speak English. What a chimp. At least Al-Zarqai earned his spot in history. Buck Fush.

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    Stabmasta - 2 years ago

    Maybe: We should get both him and bush and make them have a shoot out

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    • BushDeathGood

      BushDeathGood - 2 years ago

      @StabmastaBush would lose: He can't breath and think on his own at the same time. Al-Zarqai himself would have been a better President.

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    bigbigbrit - 2 years ago

    lol: have to make camel jokeys look as patheric as possible so americans wont be so scared....haha what fags.

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    • BushDeathGood

      BushDeathGood - 2 years ago

      @bigbigbritMy fellow Americans: Are so f*cking stupid they make the camels look smart.

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  • Abunai

    Abunai - 2 years ago

    AFN is a bunch of propaganda crap!: ..

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    DiabloSandwich - 2 years ago

    unreal: that these were same d-bags that killed over 3,000 people on 9-11-01

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    • brewly

      brewly - 2 years ago

      @DiabloSandwichdumb ass: These wheren't the same people! Stop humping your cow's red neck

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    BenFo

    BenFo - 2 years ago

    Its not: Hard at all to fire an M249.

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    • crumpetking

      crumpetking - 2 years ago

      @BenFoand: thats why he was toasted

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    • BushDeathGood

      BushDeathGood - 2 years ago

      @BenFoExcept that's an M-248 you moron: Learn your weapons your poopy rag head.

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    Travisothegreat - 2 years ago

    Oh that's my girl...: I use to watch that petty officer do the news everyday on the boat...after 4 years she was starting to look damn good...and still is

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    • infectedcluster

      infectedcluster - 2 years ago

      @Travisothegreatis it...: because she looks like a freakin dude now?

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    foxdie_UK - 2 years ago

    American: Propaganda

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    • DrSanjayGupta

      DrSanjayGupta - 2 years ago

      @foxdie_UKah well it is on a military tv channel. Smarty..: ...

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  • ROLANDofGILEAD

    ROLANDofGILEAD - 2 years ago

    umm: who cares?

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  • _RUGA_

    _RUGA_ - 2 years ago

    i didnt: see one stumble......you americans are pretty dumb

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    TAz00 - 2 years ago

    Guy with the mask is actually: an american, PROPAGANDA DO YOU SPEAK IT?

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    • solidstinch

      solidstinch - 2 years ago

      @TAz00Nope: real americans dont. that makes you...a terrorist

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    • inrut

      inrut - 2 years ago

      @TAz00Can't be an American.....: All of us know how to shoot weapons!

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  • RCody

    RCody - 2 years ago

    Bwhahaha...: Sgt Buckwalter! Okay okay. Al-Zarqai said "Hey Achmed, we must stop at car store, my Hummer ran out of terrorist blinker fluid."

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  • TheExPert

    TheExPert - 2 years ago

    the US: has the best military , fighter jets, best navy , best special force next to SAS ,so Al-Z had no chance,

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    Quenker - 2 years ago

    Is that: ?A woman?.. Or a man?

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    • Marumize

      Marumize - 2 years ago

      @QuenkerARE YOU BLIND?: boy, you must have REALLY ugly women in your country for mistaken that sorry dumbass for one! LOL

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    weaselfierce - 2 years ago

    DANG FRENCH: BTW, he's holding a Squad Automatic Weapon (SAW), M249 Light Machine Gun made by Fabrique Nationale Manufacturing Inc. or some shit. AL-Z, if you actually knew how to fight, you may still be alive today and not Swiss cheese, you dipshit.

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    • uniment

      uniment - 2 years ago

      @weaselfierceAll the weapons I saw: M16, M203, M249 ... They're all weapons of the American Military. And FN is Belgian, not French.

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    • solidstinch

      solidstinch - 2 years ago

      @weaselfiercearent you the smart one: Good job on the wiki lookup

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    • nightphyre1021

      nightphyre1021 - 2 years ago

      @weaselfiercedude its easy to get us military weapons: we leave them in warzones all over the world, its cheaper to leave them there than to bother shipping them back

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  • afterlanch

    afterlanch - 2 years ago

    So Funny!: I totally see why this is on Break, LMAO!!

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    fuzzyokie - 2 years ago

    I love it: "DONT YOU CENSOR ME: BREAK!" I'm glad to see people are starting to see BBBB (BigBrotherBushBullshit) it's all a bunch of propaganda BULLSHIT! I feel I've flashed back to the 60s only the big ugly fear word then was "communist" today we have a new shinny fear word called "terrorist" doesn't matter what you call it. We're all being lied to for power over the largest oil deposit in the world and control over the middle east. I call it BS and hey Gorge what are we going to do for protection again

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    • Chef_Boyardee

      Chef_Boyardee - 2 years ago

      @fuzzyokieShut: up.

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    • bigbossxvi

      bigbossxvi - 2 years ago

      @fuzzyokieHe's entitled to an opinion....: regardless of it's possible flaws. There are flaws in all of our opions. Thats why they are opinions.

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    • ESPIEE

      ESPIEE - 2 years ago

      @fuzzyokieYour right man: let's start a revolution with a video comment

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    • hampsted

      hampsted - 2 years ago

      @fuzzyokiefuzzyokie: you're fuckin retarded. you clearly have no idea about what you're talking about.

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    • timmahhh

      timmahhh - 2 years ago

      @fuzzyokiePlease crawl up your own fuzzhole until you disappear: people like you are the reason it's so friggi'n hard to get anything done with the "real" threats that exhist today!

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    • KUREIGU

      KUREIGU - 2 years ago

      @fuzzyokieDecpticons: FOREVER

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    • solidstinch

      solidstinch - 2 years ago

      @fuzzyokieSTFU: Your full of shit. Why do you believe everything in the media but reject truth

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    anthonyjh63 - 2 years ago

    DONT YOU CENSOR ME: BREAK!

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