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300 Pound Bodyguard vs Dead Snake
 
 
 
 
 
 

300 Pound Bodyguard vs Dead Snake

 
 
 

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Uploaded May. 20, 2008 by
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These guys leave a dead rattle snake on the floor wait to scare their friend. Oh and their friend happens to be a 300 pound professional bodyguard.

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  • Das_Auge

    Das_Auge - a year ago

     What a girly-man!

  • Modofosho

    Modofosho - 3 years ago

     see if he'll guard u now!

  • jcweastie

    jcweastie - 3 years ago

    haha screaming like a little girl

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    buddha357

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    buddha357

    buddha357 - 3 years ago

    300lbs of bullshit!!: "All that buffness for nothing!"

    • soybomb69

      soybomb69 - 3 years ago

      @buddha357and I'm sure that 300lbs of BS would be shoved right down your throat LOL..How would a snake know if he is buff or not????

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    hbykyngen

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    hbykyngen - 3 years ago

    I didn't know monkeys: spend time with americans.

    • HughGWrekshin

      HughGWrekshin - 3 years ago

      @hbykyngenbut you eat monkeys in: your country, right? awesome.

    • DerekDutch

      DerekDutch - 3 years ago

      @hbykyngenHahahaha.: Where are you from hbykyngenhdouousniosufkedouiok Oh wait...No one cares about where or you're from....Hahahaha

    • jokerstamp

      jokerstamp - 3 years ago

      @hbykyngenmonkey? says the hairy turd with a teatowel. Monkeys are intelligent creatures dont catagories them with americans.

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    ImTheJuggernaut - 3 years ago

    that's actually kiwi slice: kimbo's gay little cousin

  • kangnamsuperman

    kangnamsuperman - 3 years ago

    Not as funny: as I expected

  • guyshortyssk88

    guyshortyssk88 - 3 years ago

    Cause you: Touch yourself at night

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    enjoythegravy

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    enjoythegravy - 3 years ago

    my: drug dealer did this to me one time, put the snake near where i would open my door in the parking lot

    • tnerb99

      tnerb99 - 3 years ago

      @enjoythegravyYour: drug dealer....ya your neat

    • hockeyjake81

      hockeyjake81 - 3 years ago

      @enjoythegravyhahaha: "my drug dealer"... I have to mention him so people think I'm cool cause then they'll think I do drugs and they'll think I'm cool cause I have a drug dealer. my drug dealer, he's such a prankster. my drug dealer does me in the parking lot and he put the snake at the back door so I would notice it when he finished.....

    • Scholfield

      Scholfield - 3 years ago

      @enjoythegravylol: hahaha my Ilegal gun and drug dealers do the same thing to me.... does that make me even cooler? lol

    • capitancoolo

      capitancoolo - 3 years ago

      @enjoythegravyYall aint got nothin on me: PABLO ESCOBAR did the same thing to me.

    • the_sane_one

      the_sane_one - 3 years ago

      @enjoythegravyWeed: makes your wang turn black and fall off; he just wants it to happen to everyone else so he won't be the only dickless.

    • JackBauer420

      JackBauer420 - 3 years ago

      @enjoythegravyHook a brother up!: My drug dealer is a whiney bitch ass crack head. I wish I had a fun loving crack head drug dealer like you!

    • ChippedHam

      ChippedHam - 3 years ago

      @enjoythegravyDrugs: Are bad, m'kay,

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    u4ick

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    u4ick - 3 years ago

    Monkeys hate snakes: They make this same sound in the jungle to warn the other monkeys. This is nothing more than a natural instinct.

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    Bulbocavernosus

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    Bulbocavernosus - 3 years ago

    I'm glad they had an entire 1 minute of wait time until the guy came in: 10 seconds would not have been enough to figure out the setup.

    • P63cobra

      P63cobra - 3 years ago

      @Bulbocavernosusx1000: Award for worst editing of the year.

  • KRATOS23

    KRATOS23 - 3 years ago

    Easy there TINY!!!!!!: .............IT's Fake!!!

  • Keratoma

    Keratoma - 3 years ago

    haha: nice

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    Captain_America_

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    Captain_America_

    Captain_America_ - 3 years ago

    ITS OBVIOUSLY A FAKE...: They edited out a job application and replaced it with a dead snake.

    • maximus69

      maximus69 - 3 years ago

      @Captain_America_Now that: was funny..lmao

    • bloodshed9

      bloodshed9 - 3 years ago

      @Captain_America_racist: but funny.

    • u4ick

      u4ick - 3 years ago

      @Captain_America_Hahaha: Good call

    • Zephnor

      Zephnor - 3 years ago

      @Captain_America_haha: good one

    • asdf932

      asdf932 - 3 years ago

      @Captain_America_HAH: HAHAHAH oh one of the few comments that actually make me laugh uncontrollably

    • asdf932

      asdf932 - 3 years ago

      @Captain_America_ignore: my bad grammar

    • bigsex111

      bigsex111 - 3 years ago

      @Captain_America_being a body: guard pays better then ne job ull have;)

    • Sidock

      Sidock - 3 years ago

      @Captain_America_ironic isnt it: thats a pretty ironic screen name there "bigsex111", seeing as how you probably never have, and probably never will, have any kind of sex with anything other than yourself and animals

    • towsonmike

      towsonmike - a year ago

      @Captain_America_ hahahahahahaha

  • Xeon666

    Xeon666 - 3 years ago

    .: LEARN TO EDIT!

  • chasejiscool

    chasejiscool - 3 years ago

    ohh and he: has a lil girl scream...

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    chasejiscool - 3 years ago

    where the heck did they just find: a dead rattle snake 2 leave on the floor... its not like u can go 2 walmart and buy one...

    • Twan508

      Twan508 - 3 years ago

      @chasejiscoolumm: OUtside??

    • Zombieking101

      Zombieking101 - 3 years ago

      @chasejiscoolwatch what you say: if wal-mart thinks we'll buy dead rattlesnakes they might just start keeping them in stock lol

  • kyletexas118

    kyletexas118 - 3 years ago

    ha: Nice one....I would have jumped through the ceiling!!

  • matagascar

    matagascar - 3 years ago

    i f*ckin hate: having to fast forward to the end to get to the point of these videos on break.

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    sabrinasexxy

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    sabrinasexxy

    sabrinasexxy - 3 years ago

    i love: snakes. any guys wanna bring one over?

    • leCombatWombat

      leCombatWombat - 3 years ago

      @sabrinasexxyyes: I will.

    • leCombatWombat

      leCombatWombat - 3 years ago

      @sabrinasexxyPure: Alabama Black Snake

    • chawx

      chawx - 3 years ago

      @sabrinasexxyonly if your a 38 year old man in your moms basement: then I'll come over and give you a snake.

    • leCombatWombat

      leCombatWombat - 3 years ago

      @sabrinasexxyhaha: No. I don't live in a basement. But I live in the smallest apartment you have ever seen in Japan.

  • crisk0ch

    crisk0ch - 3 years ago

    that foo was out!: haha it took him like 3 giant step to get the hell outta there

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    stevent333

    stevent333 - 3 years ago

    Really doesn't matter...: if your a 300 lb. body guard or a 3 foot miget shit I hate snakes too.

    • Beatmatic

      Beatmatic - 3 years ago

      @stevent333Hum ok...: So you are a 3 foot midget, right?

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    simianslapper

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    simianslapper

    simianslapper - 3 years ago

    I'LL GIVE DAT FAT BASTART: A SNAKE HE CAN HANDLE

    • justdoit018

      justdoit018 - 3 years ago

      @simianslapperAre you implying: That your 'snake' is small?

    • Silverdumper

      Silverdumper - 3 years ago

      @simianslapperlol: simianslapper fails at life

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    whatajoke

    whatajoke - 3 years ago

    Hard at work: These idiots are from the Will Smith's house security detail. The guy in the white shirt is David Zerbib. If they are video taping the command post, I can only imagine what else they have video taped. Good to see that they are working hard and keeping the family safe. Nothing better than seeing a true professional at work.

    • dzb07

      dzb07 - 3 years ago

      @whatajokewhatajoke is really a joke..: whatajoke is a failure, that never lasted more than a week on the job,i can only imagine the bruise ego of the motherflucker..

  • RapierTL

    RapierTL - 3 years ago

    v nice avatar: gayboy

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