Too bad the cowboys had to run them out of there, or the store could have claimed it had the freshest beef in town.

Submitted By: carver55

I guess the Gorilla was mad she didn't bring him his banana split.

Submitted By: hotcrossedbuns

He doesn't know the meaning of the word quit! Literally, after slamming his head into the ground, he's unable to remember what the word 'quit' means.

Submitted By: mullen99

With lines like these, the guys in this video surely aren't totally lonely losers by now. The really scary part is that one of these guys could've been your dad.

Submitted By: mrmailer

Go, go gadget beer bottle drum kit! He should play the 'MacGyver' theme next, considering the way he rigged up the ultimate homeless guy instrument.

Submitted By: kincaid198

There goes the last few brain cells that redneck kid had left.

Submitted By: rawm2000

Extremely lucky day for the kid, but tough day for the rider...little kids are worth more points, you know.

Submitted By: darkfakers

A lot of don't text and drive or don't drink and drive campaigns out there but lets not forget to not fall asleep when we drive as well.

Submitted By: DaveMasteR1