written and performed by kevin hamilton lyrics - girl you are, the love of my life im so glad, so glad i found you without you, i dont think i could breathe there you were, in the moonlight next to me, i had to tell you we would be, together for eternity but if you ever cheat on me i'll kill you i'll find the guy you did it with and kill him too i'll chop off both his balls and shove them in his mouth because i love you you told me, youd never leave me you told me, i was the only one for you, yea you know its true there you were, talkin on your cell you said it, was just a friend and i know you, would never lie to me but if you ever did id fuckin lay you out id shove your phone up your ass and make you poop it out and then id make you eat that shit lets see you lie now bitch with your mouth full of shit, and phone because i love you
Genre: Funny Videos
by: kevinhamilton
written and performed by kevin hamilton lyrics: i was watching 300, bought it on dvd i watched and drank a bottle of sunny d it was getting closer, to the final battle scene but then i had to get up, and go pee gotta pee, gotta pee gotta pee, gotta pee leonidas died without me, gotta pee i was sitting home one night, watching basketball on tv the lakers host rockets, on tnt well there were 3.7 seconds left, the home team down by three but then i had to get up, and go pee gotta pee, gotta pee gotta pee, gotta pee missed kobes buzzer beater, gotta pee i was with my girlfriend we had just got home from applebees she took off my pants and started blowing me well those three root beers i drank at dinner were ready to come out of me but i didnt want to stop her, to go pee gotta pee, gotta pee gotta pee, gotta pee pissed right on her face, gotta pee
if the justice league consisted of real people, with real disorders, this would be it. why do superheroes, get all the good diseases they get super human strength, invisibility and telekinesis we get cancer sepsis and gout, gonorrhea, emphysema and tuberculosis parkonsons and HIV, Encephalomyelitis and scoliosis it doesnt seem fair to me, spiderman gets to shoot webs from his hands all we got in reality, is michael j. fox and the elephant man oh im tired im tired im tired, im tired of it all im tired im tired, it just doesnt make sense at all why do we have guys who are born without eyes while superman uses heat vision to warm up his french fries im tired im tired....... comic books have guys who can soar through the skies we have simese twins who are attached at the thighs well im tired of shit gonna do sumtin bout it gonna form my own league of special needs we'll fight crime with our disabilities to help bring peace to americas streets together we will be, the justice freaks time to meet the gang...
