pizza

on inside lid of domino's pizza box my brother who works there wrote something like one piece has dog semen on it, im not telling you which one

Box Castle

This is a castle me and a friend built on our lunch break at work. I, not him, got fired for this... Lemme know what you think.

stripper pole coffee table

my friends and i worked on this in high school and when we got to college we decided it needed an upgrade

Cocaine

We were doing some drywall work and my buddy had all this powder on his nose so I have this pic. I just added the rest to it becuase it's funny.

Projectile Vomit

This was taken after the Gallon Challenge, where you try do drink a gallon of milk in an hour without throwing up. I dyed my milk red to see if it would work.

6 Man Funnel

A little time and ingenuity made this. It is still a work in progress and this was its trial run. No spills. All we need now is a traffic cone for the top

Lady Driver

This woman came into the shop i work in looking help saying she had trouble parking, she drove into the alley ( well sort of ) she tried to drive over the wall into the car park beside the alley, stupid bitch

Broken nails

Accident at work, steel bar hit my fingers breaking both my nails, damaging nerve ending in one, had to pull both of them out with pliers so they could grow back properly