coast gaurd running short on gas money

A big gun a little boat being pushed by a electric motor.

 

Coast Cinemas Marquee

The marquee for a theater... the joke is pretty obvious.

 

Chance Of Erection On The West Coast

There Are People Who Appear To Like There Job And There Are People Who Appear To Love Their Jobs

 

Meanwhile in Russia: Guard Dog

Let's just hope they don't forget him and drive away.

 

Horses Are The New Security Guards

I think a lot of them would be prone to attack without provocation.

 

Your National Guard hard at work on the border

This is what we do on the Mexico border.

 

Soldier Animals: Guards

We wouldn't want to mess with anyone or anything in this picture.

 

Meanwhile in Russia: Guard Dog

This seems 100% legit. Let the comments reflect this fact.

 

Biggest Boat Ever