Even if you're not the biggest fan of Mario, we here at Break are pretty sure you'll still think this is one of the best marriage proposal ideas ever. Sadly, this potential bride and groom won't be able to pay for their wedding with money obtained by...
Nice trick, New Mexico, but do you think that's enough?
Ugly fat hoes be thinking they sexy trying to twerk!? i mean its not even 1% attractive with you openning yur nasty ass botty hole up stanky rachet hoe smelling like fish gtfo .-.
I Would Think You Also Make All These Goof Ups With Mujer Zapatillas Nike Free 5.0 V4 !
This is a tent in the middle of the German town Nuremberg where a couple of long bearded guys gave away the Koran for free. Lies! is German and means Read! :) They never thought about the English meaning... I think it is just uncommonly true! A Freu...
We can't think of anything to write here that isn't too dirty. Any jokes we have would put us in a hairy situation with management.
READ OUR REASONING: There must be something really awesome or kinky about Peach that Mario would risk his life in multiple video games when he could probably get any woman he wants. Think about that before you freak out. What's she hiding in that fre...
You awake one morning. You are overwhelmed with a hunger for sausage and panckes. "I'll make some!" you think to yourself. You look at the clock and are suddenly filled with fear. You have woken up late. You stumble out of bed. Your hands search th...
Hi There. Yes, you. Are you one of those genuine, honest people who believe in only hard work and a fair way of earning money? Did you ever think of shortcut ways of earning money? I guess not. Ordinary, simple people like you earn money by expending...
I was stuck in traffic yesterday and just kinda thought it would be fun to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my Jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted ...
