Ladies, there are easier ways to do that.
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No thanks. Gonna stick with burgers.
The internet gives too much love to bacon, but the sausage has a hell of a lot of versatility, too.
Yes this makes no sense but there it is anyway.
This lady clearly knows her way around a sausage.
Oh, Jesus OK'd it? Well alright.
Can't read a word it says but still pretty confident about how awesome this is.
Because why have empty carbs when you can include grease?
You kind of expect a serial killer's fridge to look a little like this.
It just shoots out sausage gravy, right there next tot he Slurpee machine? Amazing.