There once was a time when signs were used to convey necessary information. Now they tell you all kinds of ridiculous and awful stuff.
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The pet industry in America is huge, like billions of dollars huge, so maybe it's no so surprising that weird stuff like this exists.
For all those times you thought that your life would be so much better if only you had pink pubes.
If you weren't sure, yes - this is for bleaching your butt hole.
So if you use this, you won't fling your own poo?
Studies have shown that the reason you fail in life is because of your dirty, dark nipples. This'll fix you right up, though.
God forbid the porcelain chair you fill with feces ends up stinking.
Marriage is a sacred occasion when two people...zzz...huh? Spiderman?
It's spring time, so you can bust out the bike to get around and enjoy the fresh air. Or bust out one of these bikes and just be a weirdo.
Take that, ya lame ass old timey bikes