Because carving on land is for pussies.
Pictures about "pumpkin carving"
Pumpkins carved out to be Bert and Earnie
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle heads carved out of watermelons
Creating a creative Pumpkin carving can be Interesting and Impressive, but it'll never be as entertaining as a Pumpkin puking its guts out...literally. Here's 20 Puking Pumpkins for your viewing pleasure.
Every year for Halloween we just smash a pumpkin on the steps so people think punk kids did it. These are better.
Fus Ro PUMP!
He's weather beaten and he will not cry no matter how much you pollute.
Yep, there's your problem, squash on the brain.
Apparently the sequel is even worse and includes a butternut squash.