This was actually considered a good idea by someone.
Pictures about "movie sex scenes"
Because cow is traditionally a complimentary term for a lady.
Looks like her boobs have pink eye.
Man, how many times have you looked at a hobo and thought mmmm, yeah?
Watch out for nip slips, Mr. Lincoln.
Ah yes, Dr. Who. Very hot?
Oh you, nuns aren't supposed to be preggers!
Nothing quite as sexy as a bald, albino, cyborg zombie girl.
That's not good at all.
That's still sorta hot, right?