Easter Treats: Texter
He'll send text messages to all of his friends about how you decided to devour him ass first
He'll send text messages to all of his friends about how you decided to devour him ass first
Nevermind why. How did you get up there, dog?
We want to know how this works because it looks hilariously awesome and bad.
How? Why? Where can we buy?
We asked a doctor and he confirmed this is pretty much how VD works. Just, you know, on a microscopic level.
Wait, is this what that Atari game Missile Command was about? Also, how do you know you have a chancroid?
Hold him back, Paulie! Once he has boner lock he'll hump anything no matter how rancid it is!
That kid learned something. He learned how great life can be.
How can he be bored with that view!?
Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne in the park. How it really is. Be careful Justin!