Not Everything is Flat
Pictures about "flats"
Where the salt glows
In This Picture: Photo of man with mullet
That's the result of butt injections. Ick.
That's about all that's flat. Da-da-ting!
It's a smooth ride but if you hit a pothole you'll probably die from a stake through the heart.
The thing about a 500lb cat is that if it wants to play with your car and ruin it, it will.
This is absolutely genius.
Just make sure it doesn't cross any roads.
At least it sounds nice getting inflated.