20 Zombie Items: A Six Pack
Of beer, to drown away the visions of blood and limbs going everywhere. Effectiveness: 8. Durability: 2.
Of beer, to drown away the visions of blood and limbs going everywhere. Effectiveness: 8. Durability: 2.
Replace the string with a saw blade and you have close combat magic. Effectiveness: 8. Durability: 7.
It'll hack and kill, but it's really heavy. Effectiveness: 8. Durability: 5 (depends on strength and time used.)
You need to protect your person well. Effectiveness: 7 (doesn't protect limbs and head.) Durability: 9.
Because they're helpful. Effectiveness: 10. Durability: 10.
We love washing our hair with it! The vomit we put out is great too!
For the person that just can't stop being stupidly quirky.
The respected doctor would probably just love this.
We've always wanted to wash with horse fat!
No, Break doesn't know what this tastes like. But your mom does. BURN!