The fattest contortionist you'll ever see
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You can stretch before a work out, but there's no need to make everyone else feel inadequate.
Seems like there's probably an easier way to get comfy.
So can he kick his own ass? Just curious.
They're old and pointless, but this isn't the reason no one uses typewriters anymore.
Seems like a good way to get rug burn on your face.
And that's why Gerald's back always smelled funny.
Probably useful for painting toenails or whatever.
In three moves he'll disappear into his own ass.
Seriously, why are his legs so little?