Pictures about "clocks"
Most of us probably have a nice Casio watch and maybe use the clock on the microwave in a pinch but man, these are some snazzy clocks.
Because you should already know what time it is.
Oh crap, it's Inception time.
Face it, the numbers on a clock are all BS anyway.
What happens if you sleep in? Oh wait. Nevermind.
At midnight it flies off and will kill you, so watch out for that.
Real books are for suckers anyway.
This seems like a lot of work to tell time. Maybe just check your phone.
So it cooks bacon as an alarm. But is it refrigerated or is that just bad bacon?