Or holiday cactus, if you want to be a prick about it.
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Apparently int he desert no one likes cell phone towers, so they do loony stuff like this.
Mother of God, that looks painful.
Don't use this for that!
Why so limp?
Wiping is going to be weird later
No wall can hold back Cactus Man!
That's just not nice.