I blame Cage
Pictures about "batting cage"
Never made it as a Caged man
This is most likely a fairly accurate depiction of how Cage spends his weekends.
No really, that's actually a good question.
Try to imagine this happening to anyone who isn't Nic Cage.
Nic Cage and Girl Scouts go together like Nic Cage and naked hobos.
This photo is supposed to be proof that Nic Cage is a time traveler. What a sad state of affairs it would be if Nic Cage of all people had mastered that.
This seems entirely believable.
Nic Cage can see Russia from anyone's front yard. Fact.
If you can't seduce a lady with a Nic Cage Valentine, she's not worth seducing.