Presumably this is just a party were red, white and blue boobs assault you for hours on end. Yay!
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Every 4th of July, Captain America and some USO girls sing the national anthem and then kill a foreigner.
Machines of war and beer, hand in hand since 1776.
George Washington was sporting one of these when he cut down the cherry tree.
You're required to do this to your dog on the 4th or forfeit it to a family that will.
Every dish is better with sparklers, salty pork and Old Glory.
This was probably just a coincidence. But also, burgers are delicious.
It runs on pure crude oil and kittens.
They make a bigger one, but you need military clearance to buy it.
If you can still stand, you should salute.