This puppy farts on an older dog's face, and now suddenly the student has become the master! Most advanced orators know this is most effective way to end any debate.
This was part of a Midsummer's Night festival that saw this town break the Polish record for floating lanterns by setting aloft 11,000 lanterns. In reverse, it would be 11,000 fiery orbs converging on Poland and crash...
I know you're thinking "This would be awesome for emergency vehicles!" That's where you're wrong. Apes just tend to further complicate emergency situations.
He didn't need anyone's help putting the roof up, and he doesn't need anyone's help bringing it down. He may need someone's help walking into what's left of his house.