You need to be extra douchey to go out of your way to hit someone.
Sometimes you just need to crash that bike.
No one gets it right every time.
He may not be licensed.
Eat my dust, bitches.
That was almost choreographed.
Jesus doesn't need to take the wheel, just the keys.
Hope it was a really important text message and not just a Twitter update.
Banking at speed isn't for everyone.
That'll grate some skin off.
Everyone's always in such a hurry.
Be careful with those brakes on wet roads, Santa
That was just ugly.
Should have packed some marshmallows.
That's what brakes are for, lady.
Gotta be on your toes to avoid stuff like that.
Amazingly he was found the next day and now recovering with punctured lungs...
Every driver probably laughed at him.
Maybe try those three-wheeled bikes.
Oh god, its coming at me!
Well isn't that embarrassing.
He wasn't even going that fast!
Just turn the other way and go with the wind.
Someday he's going to regret doing that.
Gotta use your eyes sometimes, buddy.
She's down for the count, but then she's OK!
Maybe she meant to do it.
Because the oldest lady in Russia wanted to cross the street.
Well, it happens to the best of us.