Should have packed some marshmallows.
That's what brakes are for, lady.
Gotta be on your toes to avoid stuff like that.
Amazingly he was found the next day and now recovering with punctured lungs...
Every driver probably laughed at him.
Maybe try those three-wheeled bikes.
Oh god, its coming at me!
Well isn't that embarrassing.
He wasn't even going that fast!
Just turn the other way and go with the wind.
Someday he's going to regret doing that.
Gotta use your eyes sometimes, buddy.
She's down for the count, but then she's OK!
Maybe she meant to do it.
Because the oldest lady in Russia wanted to cross the street.
Well, it happens to the best of us.
It's like he's in the Matrix.
Maybe ride on the road next time, smart guy.
You have to wonder how long he can keep driving that way.
Good way to get yourself broken to pieces.
Can it outrun sand people?.
Better to see a gruesome crash than to be in one.
Did he get what he deserves? Ouch!
She's got some balls.
All motors do is get in the way, anyway.
No key in the ignition, either? Was that a stolen bike?
No need to showboat when you're driving.
That was a terrible, terrible idea.
Everyone has to eat dirt once or twice or ten times.
Dude needs to pay more attention to the road and just be chill.