![[The Smoothest Boat Captain On The Seas] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2013/5/10/2442471_192x108.jpg)
The Smoothest Boat Captain On The Seas May. 10, 2013 59,074
What you didn’t see is that the captain was mixing drinks and making love t...
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For lake lovers and seafarers, a good boat is their best friend. Celebrating the sun, summer, and easy living these water craft are the perfect way to spend a summer day. Of course, the Break view of boats is a little different. These floating speed boat death traps have mostly drunken drivers who are either too inexperienced to drive or too crazy to care. There are ancient fishermen driven mad by saltwater and the sea that show reckless abandon in piloting their jet boat craft. This makes for great Break boat videos. Featuring bad pilots, poor conditions, and sinking ships, these videos show the most and least amazing aspects of this ancient and noble form of travel.
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![[Ice Breaker: Machine Vs Nature] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2013/5/7/2441390_192x108.jpg)
Ice Breaker: Machine Vs Nature May. 07, 2013 45,042
A better way to avoid ice is just to take your boat to a tropical island an...
![[The Suez Canal In 60 Seconds] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2013/4/11/2432760_192x108.jpg)
The Suez Canal In 60 Seconds Apr. 11, 2013 41,324
Sure beats a Carnival poop cruise!
![[Building The World’s Largest Ship (In 76 Seconds)] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2013/3/21/2426099_192x108.jpg)
Building The World’s Largest Ship (In 76 Seconds) Mar. 21, 2013 51,512
50,000 photos over 3 months. Not too shabby.
![[Fight Fire With Boating] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2012/12/28/2400779_192x108.jpg)
Fight Fire With Boating Dec. 28, 2012 59,534
Another example of the dangers of those fire piranhas.
![[If You’re Going to Launch a Boat, Do it with Style] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2012/12/6/2393958_192x108.jpg)
If You’re Going to Launch a Boat, Do it with Style Dec. 06, 2012 85,444
The fridge is stocked with nothing but Hennessey and the finest of tacos.
![[Brutal Boat Crash Dubstep Remix] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2012/9/5/2365948_192x108.jpg)
Brutal Boat Crash Dubstep Remix Sep. 05, 2012 83,552
The Crazy And Painful Boat Crash posted...
![[A Crazy And Painful Boat Crash] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2012/8/31/2364480_192x108.jpg)
A Crazy And Painful Boat Crash Aug. 31, 2012 239,837
Everyone ended up fine, so I guess it's cool to point out that one woman's ...
![[Massive Wave Takes Out Russian Sailor] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2012/8/28/2363307_192x108.jpg)
Massive Wave Takes Out Russian Sailor Aug. 28, 2012 61,026
A huge 60ft wave hits the side of a Russian aircraft carrier 90 seconds int...
![[Rowing Across The Atlantic Ocean] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2012/4/6/2315985_192x108.jpg)
Rowing Across The Atlantic Ocean Apr. 06, 2012 21,483
On June 14th 2007, Bhavik Gandhi completed a 106 day journey across the Atl...
![[Wakeboarding: Boss Level] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2012/4/6/2315925_192x108.jpg)
Wakeboarding: Boss Level Apr. 06, 2012 85,081
No swimsuit. No rope. No driver. No problem.
![[Huge Ship Crashes Into Harbor] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2012/3/19/ad846433-1a9d-44f5-9efd-dbc2f868245f_192x108.jpg)
Huge Ship Crashes Into Harbor Mar. 19, 2012 90,833
Looks like Captain Francesco Schettino got his license back.
![[10 Crazy Boat Fails] Gallery](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2011/10/17/773fa934-fd1d-4e23-be5e-5f07df1e5fa4_130x98.jpg)
![[10 Crazy Boat Fails] Gallery](http://media11.break.com/break/2.0/img/404/gallery-2_base_86x62.jpg)
![[10 Crazy Boat Fails] Gallery](http://media11.break.com/break/2.0/img/404/gallery-3_base_86x62.jpg)
10 Crazy Boat Fails Oct. 17, 2011 614,433
We felt bad for that Chinese cruise ship that sank immediately in the video...
![[How to Get An 85 Ft Mast Under A 65 Ft Bridge] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2011/9/18/2ce01a89-5525-40c9-b24b-f2c303ac44be_192x108.jpg)
How to Get An 85 Ft Mast Under A 65 Ft Bridge Sep. 18, 2011 157,658
This is what it looks like when sailors get their lean on.
![[No Wake Zone] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2011/8/25/faf4618b-9595-453e-bc53-17490b399b14_192x108.jpg)
No Wake Zone Aug. 25, 2011 168,876
These girls are so stunned by this douchbaggery that they seem to be in dis...
![[Boating Like A Boss] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2011/6/22/9269ee09-5f17-40a8-8f61-84d63a58cfb9_192x108.jpg)
Boating Like A Boss Jun. 22, 2011 263,275
This dude shows off some impressive boating skills pulling off some insane ...
![[Yacht Narrowly Averts Collision] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2011/5/27/b0017b45-7a77-4f61-8a20-a4e660e225a4_192x108.jpg)
Yacht Narrowly Averts Collision May. 27, 2011 159,740
This racing yacht narrowly avoids smashing into a nearby boat. "Everybody s...
![[How Not To Dock A Boat] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2011/1/19/03165ef4-942c-408b-8241-f6163418b9d0_192x108.jpg)
How Not To Dock A Boat Jan. 19, 2011 233,931
This tourist had one minute left on his boat rental and was not going to ge...
![[How To Launch A Boat] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2010/12/10/a41e67a5-277f-4f52-bb60-9f95afc9bb5a_192x108.jpg)
How To Launch A Boat Dec. 10, 2010 335,854
Apparently boat launching technology has been at a complete standstill for ...
![[Insane Boat Docking] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2010/11/12/da754974-4494-48d8-b578-5a43931256b9_192x108.jpg)
Insane Boat Docking Nov. 12, 2010 298,235
Amazing that this ship's captain manages to safely bring his sailboat into ...
![[Top Of Boat Crushed By Table Bridge] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2010/7/18/d855d2ce-ab03-46b0-9999-fc9966fbe6ff_192x108.jpg)
Top Of Boat Crushed By Table Bridge Jul. 18, 2010 153,613
Smart. This guy just made his job easier. Now he only has half as much boat...
![[Epic Boat Docking Failure] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2010/2/1/epic-boat-docking-failure_192x108.jpg)
Epic Boat Docking Failure Feb. 01, 2010 411,280
Don't ever let this ...
![[Boat Crash Flips Captain Onto Beach] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2010/1/boat-crash-flips-driver-onto-beach_192x108.jpg)
Boat Crash Flips Captain Onto Beach Jan. 26, 2010 289,425
An eager boat captain comes into a beach landing a little too hot, tearing ...
![[Jet Boat Crash From On Board Cam] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2010/1/on-board-jet-view-crash_192x108.jpg)
Jet Boat Crash From On Board Cam Jan. 06, 2010 298,362
I was rather impressed with this drivers skills right up until four guys ha...
![[Ship Hits Something In Middle Of Ocean] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/ship-hits-something-in-ocean_192x108.jpg)
Ship Hits Something In Middle Of Ocean Sep. 16, 2009 377,709
The Captain's response is probably something you don't want to hear while b...
![[I Was On A Boat] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/i-was-on-a-boat_192x108.jpg)
I Was On A Boat Aug. 20, 2009 323,831
These guys take a corner at a high speed and hit an unlucky wave sending th...
![[Insane Acceleration On Speed Boat] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/insane-acceleration-on-boat3_192x108.jpg)
Insane Acceleration On Speed Boat Aug. 19, 2009 473,736
If you think your impressed by the speed of this boat you should have seen ...
![[I'm Not On A Boat] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/im-not-on-a-boat_192x108.jpg)
I'm Not On A Boat Aug. 17, 2009 285,874
This dude takes his girlfriend to the Venetian in Las Vegas for a romantic ...
![[Jet Ski Ends Picnic] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/jet-ski-ends-picnic_192x108.jpg)
Jet Ski Ends Picnic Jul. 22, 2009 372,234
A jet ski ...
![[Bass Boat Crash Causes Knockout] Video](http://media11.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/painful-bass-boat-crash_192x108.jpg)
Bass Boat Crash Causes Knockout Jul. 01, 2009 252,869
Even though he survived, he'll never forget the day the bass stopped singin...
