Being a callous monster has never been easier.
You can final tell people to go Zuck themselves with one click.
Damn impressive company when you look at everything they’ve done.
Would you want to haunt your friends and family digitally?
It’s barely evil at all. Barely.
We should all act with decency online. Don't you agree?
Yes, Delta, we’ve all seen the internet.
Meatballs, pot and beer? Yes!
That man had an amazing insight into the future of tech.
Good guy or bad guy?
That's a lot of searching.
Why do a real social experiment when you can just fake the whole thing?
Or, you know, talk to people in person.
Wonder if the ghost jar ever got opened.
He must be a Comcast customer.
Then again, he could read the back of a coupon, and it would sound awesome.
Starting to recall a few times someone emailed you a password?