Act like a jerk, lose like a jerk.
Oh, keep the balls out. It makes sense now.
That poor, squished ball.
Maybe try golf.
Not bad at all.
Then to cool off, water polo on real horses.
It could have landed on someone and gotten them damp!
This is definitely an improvement.
Everybody’s a soccer ninja on that team.
It's never a good sign when you are able to kick your own knee.
She kept smiling!
The only thing that could have made this more impressive if it was any othe...
That's the most impressive goal ever scored by an American.
To bad nobody was in the stands to see it.
Apparently he can’t handle booing.
That must be terribly embarrassing.
Go tiny dog, go.
His face was a hero on that play.
Mario seems a little outclassed.
That looked ugly. Then again, an NFL player would have been able to walk it...
I guess soccer isn't always a finesse sport.
This wouldn’t fly in the NFL.
Talk about dedication. He loves his team but he obviously loves his beer ev...
His poor dog got swamped.
Game over, buy him a drink.
Just kidding, but this is a great play! Just watch.
That kid will have no memory of attending a game.
Maybe he just hates that goal keeper.