Have you ever been THIS in love with someone?
That's a lot of sarcasm for a dude to read when all of the blood has left h...
He should have called the police, right?
So what you're saying is he made the right choice in breaking up with her.
Most of the time, it ain't her number.
She convinced him she was hooking up with his brother. Stone cold!
That guy had big plans but then choked when it was time to perform.
In his defense, he wasn't the only bird on the beach.
These lines are so bizarre, they actually seem to work.
Her reaction is actually shocking.
You may not live to the end of it, but then again, they may not either.
Yeah, she made a smart move.
It'll be sexy time in no time.
This dude clearly needs a new eyeglass prescription.
Oh and there's video to go along with it.
Check out the painful texts.
It turns out that girls can appreciate a guy who is direct. Who knew?
Have we said FINALLY already? Okay good.
And of course they documented it on Snapchat.
Ah ha, word play.
Does he actually think he'll entice someone? Well, at least we can't fault ...
She knows what he's doing.
Just be careful when she evolves into Charizard and burns you.