That friend is a keeper.
Dude went to become a Marine and this is what he gets?
What couple thinks this is a good idea?
A food court, dude?
Can the Break Hottie help you with your insecure girlfriend?
Porn's only a problem if you watch so much your hand turns into a claw.
Hopefully she doesn't watch this.
This is better than the, "Oh God, I'm old!" reaction you get from some pare...
Isn't that guy a vampire from The Strain?
That's one hell of a lady you're marrying, bud.
Is there any way this could have had a positive outcome?
Surely there are better ways to spend your time.
Someone needs to put that lady in a room by herself.
Creative proposals don't get much better than this
Does falling in a pit mean yes?
Beer goggles made these seem beautiful.