That's one hell of a lady you're marrying, bud.
Simple yet effective.
When in doubt, wait it out.
What a great (read: horrible) way to start an engagement :)
Is there any way this could have had a positive outcome?
Surely there are better ways to spend your time.
He's the Ferris Bueller of relationships.
How to not handle a breakup 101.
Yes, you should tell -- if you want to ruin her life.
Someone needs to put that lady in a room by herself.
Creative proposals don't get much better than this
That's one way to win over voters.
Start off the week with some dark dark tales.
Is this revenge an OK way to shame someone for cheating?
Does falling in a pit mean yes?
Beer goggles made these seem beautiful.
How long of a dry spell do you have to be on before you're willing to bang ...
Ask a resident alcoholic.
Let's hope the driver doesn't regret anything.
Now that's how to ruin your first Rogue One experience.
When in doubt: duke it out.
A Break opinion on a pressing issue.
Eventually this backfires and you can pranked in return.
Macking on mom is never a good idea.
These are the eyes of a man with no dick.
Why would you go in public?
That was a sobering realization.
A 69% success rate is great.