This is not how to pick up Ronda Rousey.
That is so messed up. I especially feel sorry for that kid.
Answer in the form of a question!
Keep living the good life, bro.
They even took a picture of the woman's text! But the story doesn't end the...
Honestly, I'd probably run and hide.
Shouldn't have been so thirsty with the wife in the building, bud.
Some cheating married people are about to have a really bad week.
Happy birthday, girl. You're fired!
I just tried this and it worked like a charm.
See, ladies! See how hard it is for us!
You gotta love the casting department for this show.
This should be easy, man.
Buy that man a pint.
Malcolm in the Middle’s brother is cold, man.
I'm sitting here taking notes.
Let's hope he turns his life around.
We should all start wearing helmets, just to be safe.
Would you use this app? Or is a text more polite?
As goofy as gaming is sometimes, you can make some lasting friendships.
He must be set for dates for the rest of his life.
They had quite a contentious SPLIT.
With my luck, I probably would have stumbled right into that chainsaw.
This guy wins for Worst Boss Ever. Find out what happened.
Let's hope the photography got paid extra for making this moment even more ...
Japan just got real interesting.
Starting them early, I see.
It’s almost too brilliant.