That guy had big plans but then choked when it was time to perform.
This video brilliantly breaks down why people get married and if it's even ...
In his defense, he wasn't the only bird on the beach.
These lines are so bizarre, they actually seem to work.
See guys, even billionaires get ditched.
Her reaction is actually shocking.
You may not live to the end of it, but then again, they may not either.
Yeah, she made a smart move.
It'll be sexy time in no time.
This dude clearly needs a new eyeglass prescription.
Well that's great if the vasectomy was botched...if.
Oh and there's video to go along with it.
This is why you shouldn't side with ANYONE during an abuse scandal.
Wife and Clinton aide Huma Abedin finally divorcing his ass. Carlos Danger ...
Check out the painful texts.
It turns out that girls can appreciate a guy who is direct. Who knew?
Have we said FINALLY already? Okay good.
And of course they documented it on Snapchat.
Her family had no idea what her husband REALLY had planned for her birthday...
He looks like he's really missing her in these photos.
Some girls aren't so good at hiding their crazy.
"Hey Dana!" If you want to refresh your memory, you can watch the original ...
That man has a lot of confidence in his marriage...
Ah ha, word play.
Geez kid, go easy on her.
This leads to Nerf Widow syndrome.
Does he actually think he'll entice someone? Well, at least we can't fault ...
She knows what he's doing.
Seriously, don't have sex on train tracks.