That's a slick move right there.
What's a baby cost these days, like $50 a month?
Nothing says “will you go to prom with me?” quite like scaring the bejeezus...
Well that's one way to send a message.
He's cheating and he took her to lunch, so that's a mistake.
That was a whirlwind romance.
When you hate the player and the game.
Poor dude had no idea what was happening.
That friend is a keeper.
Dude went to become a Marine and this is what he gets?
What couple thinks this is a good idea?
A food court, dude?
Can the Break Hottie help you with your insecure girlfriend?
Porn's only a problem if you watch so much your hand turns into a claw.
Hopefully she doesn't watch this.
This is better than the, "Oh God, I'm old!" reaction you get from some pare...
Isn't that guy a vampire from The Strain?
Finally, a photo of our "hottie" that isn't disgusting.
That's one hell of a lady you're marrying, bud.
Simple yet effective.
When in doubt, wait it out.
What a great (read: horrible) way to start an engagement :)
Is there any way this could have had a positive outcome?
Surely there are better ways to spend your time.
He's the Ferris Bueller of relationships.
How to not handle a breakup 101.
Yes, you should tell -- if you want to ruin her life.
Someone needs to put that lady in a room by herself.
Creative proposals don't get much better than this