Dude went to become a Marine and this is what he gets?
What couple thinks this is a good idea?
A food court, dude?
Can the Break Hottie help you with your insecure girlfriend?
Porn's only a problem if you watch so much your hand turns into a claw.
Hopefully she doesn't watch this.
This is better than the, "Oh God, I'm old!" reaction you get from some pare...
Isn't that guy a vampire from The Strain?
Finally, a photo of our "hottie" that isn't disgusting.
That's one hell of a lady you're marrying, bud.
Simple yet effective.
When in doubt, wait it out.
What a great (read: horrible) way to start an engagement :)
Is there any way this could have had a positive outcome?
Surely there are better ways to spend your time.
He's the Ferris Bueller of relationships.
How to not handle a breakup 101.
Yes, you should tell -- if you want to ruin her life.
Someone needs to put that lady in a room by herself.
Creative proposals don't get much better than this
That's one way to win over voters.
Start off the week with some dark dark tales.
Is this revenge an OK way to shame someone for cheating?
Does falling in a pit mean yes?
Beer goggles made these seem beautiful.