Online Graduates, Meet Your Commencement Speaker: Gary Busey  Jun. 13, 2013  8,480 171

University of Phoenix finally gets the notoriety it deserves.

 

Do You Suffer From Bitchy Resting Face?  Jun. 12, 2013  42,725 3,406

Bitchy Resting Face is a disorder that affects millions of women every day....

 

How To Stereotype An Asian  May. 30, 2013  77,420 148

Not one joke about Kim Jong-Il? This must have been written by a Swede.

 

Maximus Thor Plays Operation  May. 22, 2013  26,845 74

Our favorite "little white boy" is back, playing high stakes Operation. It'...

 

Facebook Update In Real Life  May. 13, 2013  37,775 19

Better watch out Facebook, else it’s off to the farm with MySpace.

 

Maximus Thor Goes To Church  May. 11, 2013  49,506 39

Going to church was AMAZING for this "little white boy."

 

Fox News & MSNBC Street Fight  May. 06, 2013  47,900 650

The ratings battle is going to have to get settled in the streetz.

 

Maximus Thor Plays Hide & Go Seek  Apr. 29, 2013  31,547 240

Oh, you don't know who Maximus Thor is, homeslut? Kid is 63-1 in hide & go ...

 

Five Minutes Of Hilarious Sketches  Apr. 19, 2013  19,618 43

Courtesy of Craig T. Nelson Mandela.

 

If Songs Were Real  Apr. 12, 2013  62,274 1,009

Admit it. You already thought that many of these lines were already creepy.

 

FINAL FOURERS (Spring Breakers Parody)  Apr. 02, 2013  9,246 42

A little March Madness can bring out your dark side.

 

How To Make Chicken Cordon Bleu on Ecstasy  Feb. 19, 2013  26,508 223

The best way to a woman's heart is through her mouth. Words to live by.

 

Hitler Finds Out The Mayan Apocalypse Didn't Happen  Dec. 21, 2012  39,852 1,033

Honestly, it's been nothing but bad news for Hitler since 1945. I don't und...

 

Life According To Jimmy: Fake ID Problems  Dec. 10, 2012  23,711 28

If you're going to use a fake ID, make sure it's a good one...

 

Bone Thugs and Homeless  Oct. 24, 2012  20,360 271

This is about 59 minutes shorter than a Behind The Music would've been.

 

Sleight Of Hand  Oct. 18, 2012  75,118 427

Watch as he pulls a harrassment charge out of thin air!

 

How To Get A Girl's Attention  Oct. 09, 2012  77,091 367

As the great Young MC once wrote in "Bust A Move, "Yon female approa...

 

What You Can Do to Help First World Problems  Oct. 09, 2012  43,354 440

Because everyone who complains about having to buy a new iPhone really need...

 

Ray Jackson Book Cover Shenanigans  Sep. 18, 2012  54,282 37

You don’t wanna know.

 

Roller Coaster Tycoon in Real Life  Sep. 04, 2012  66,557 151

This would be awesome to actually do, especially when you acknowledge that ...

 

Harder Than It Looks  Aug. 31, 2012  62,194 52

Two girls living together, trying to figure things out. And TJ Miller is th...

 

The Polish Spider-Man Is The Best Spider-Man  Aug. 22, 2012  91,020 155

Note to Hollywood: this should have been the new Spider-Man movie.

 

LEAKED! iPhone 5's New Promo Video  Aug. 22, 2012  59,670 1,581

Even if you like the iPhone, you know this is true...

 

Uncaged - Staring Contest Gets Animated  Aug. 20, 2012  15,028 27

This week on Uncaged with Sasquatich, Brian Wilson challenges a disrespectf...

 

Rainn Wilson Saves Lives By Being Funny  Aug. 20, 2012  24,048 254

As you know, 8/20 is National Mosquito Day. Our friends at College Humor h...

 

Uncaged: Phone Lines Are Open  Aug. 13, 2012  24,475 62

This week on Uncaged with Sasquatch, Brian Wilson decides to open up the sh...

 

S**t NEVER Said During The Olympics  Aug. 12, 2012  94,517 289

The Olympics concludes today and so does Break's Summer Games. For our Clos...

 

Some Horrible, Horrible Life Hacks  Aug. 09, 2012  45,800 190

We've seen some really useful life hacks. ...

 

The Break Summer Games  Jul. 27, 2012  11,083 29

The Break Summer Games are starting today! Follow our torch bearer as he ma...

 

Work Pranks: The Lost Weekend  Jul. 20, 2012  58,245 47

Want to prank a co-worker and be slightly inappropriate at the same time? T...