Americapox sounds like band.
That was funnier than I thought it'd be.
This is how you get kids who think they deserve everything for nothing.
That one kid was stoked for mouthwash.
What's weird is he mostly just got thanked.
Because everyone needs Milk Duds.
Next year, I want to see these doors at my door.
How could she refuse?
Can you get any lower?
These people were nice enough to leave full-sized candy bars by their front...
Okay, yeah, that was spooky.
We’ll get fun-sized Snickers elsewhere.
They had to rescue this baby.
He means business.
Even blindfolded, there’s no reason for that kind of reaction.
You scream, you move on.
Fear the mouse!
Finally, Miley Cyrus and Paul Shaffer are together.
Costs a fortune in balls, but very entertaining.
He saved you time in December.
It’s death from above!
Always select your Halloween costume with care.
That was super cool.
That wasn't smart, to be honest.
Hopefully you had a better Fourth of July than these people.
I'm waiting patiently for my invitation to join her.
If you know you’re in a haunted house, wouldn’t you just be scared for a se...
Never forget just how awesome you are.
Remember him, and all the Americans like him.