Man, no one here is decent.
If only there was a way to parasail down the interstate.
Dude's some kind of super freak.
The 37-year-old is screaming “ageism.” Is it?
So much precious booze!
Um, someone needs to tell this guy how penises work.
Down you go, crazy lady.
Wait until you get a load of her username.
She really is lucky he didn't take her home.
Is it...a magic fish?
She's on fire, let's run away!
This is basic self preservation.
He's...uncanny. Thanks to @JTStevison https://twitter.com/JTStevison for se...
Always knew bacon bits were Satanic, but this?
Pro tip: don't sit in the freezer.
Canada's oldest rock band can get you through anything.