Stick to card tricks, buddy.
The man was taken to the hospital and is expected to make a full recovery.
Oh God, what do I do? Do I fall? I'll fall.
You might want to score it or something.
Three stitches and a tetanus shot is what that was worth.
It hurts, does it?
Stripper goes up, stripper comes down.
Well, scraping her legs up on cement is funny, too.
If your day isn't going well, just remember you're not one of these people.
You could just wait or the train and get on through the door.
It's cool, I meant to break my collar bone.
She went down like a sack of potatoes.
That'll ring your bell.
No sympathy for you.
Burn this kitchen to the ground!
You may want to stick to flat ground from now on.
Man, bet that hurt.
Yep, gravity is a harsh mistress.
No one guessed that might have happened?
The fence obviously wasn't going to move.
It looks like she had never jumped before in her life.
Somedays waking up isn't worth it
Well, that was unexpected.
This could happen to anyone, but usually just Elmer Fudd.
This is why hurdling was invented.
This guy got famous for doing these daring jumps. Here's what happens when ...
That guy will be missed.
There has to be a better way to do this.