Good try fella. Good try.
That's the time when you start praying.
Look how cool it looks when I ruin my bike!
With secret sauce.
That'll require an afternoon in a comfy chair.
At least she wore underwear.
Stop spilling all that precious beer!
And that's why smart skaters double up on wool sweaters for safety.
At least it was shallow when he went in.
Hopefully all that gear didn't weight him down too bad in the water.
Is a kick to the head actually a fail?
Some of those things have, like, 3 horsepower.
Time for Velcro.
You're going to need to send an apologetic fruit basket to fix that.
How come no one is roasting marshmallows?
That girl is probably not impressed by dudes chafing their skinny legs acro...
Remember to wear a helmet, kneepads and floaties.
You don't want to ride too far in that position.
The door is locked? Well screw this then.
To the girl's credit, that appears to be a cheaply made house. Where's the ...
Not the most supportive line ever.
Of course this had to happen.
Not every fish is destined for the frying pan.
Can't be cheap to replace that glass, either.
Guy's acting like that happens all the time
He desperately needs a hobby. Preferably one that doesn't involve firecrack...
That made everyone feel bad.
Wood isn't quite as bouncy.
Just like a bread stick.
When don't rope swings end in hilarious tragedy?