Tom Lennon is here to tell you that many things belong in a bun, but your h...
Greatness requires practice, son.
That was destined to fail.
You’ll notice that man pissed himself.
That was a terrible idea.
That was unexpected and terrible.
Hospitals shouldn’t even bother treating people dumb enough to do this.
Dude, why would you ever?
This is what every moron who ever got hit by a train did first.
Pay more attention to the road next time.
Yep, that seems entirely reasonable.
Kid didn’t even know what was going on.
Good thing it wasn’t waist height.
That was something special.
Spotter. Get a spotter!
One day we won’t be surprised to hear something bad happened to ol’ Steve-O...
That guy really needed to sit.
At least the car was stopped.
I don't know how he tried to walk that off. Must have been the embarrassmen...
That man needs to not get up again.
Why not just pee on the side of the building? Or in a toilet?
Make way or be destroyed! Rawr!
I mean, what did he think was going to happen?
That had to hurt. Thankfully, she wasn't injured and was able to laugh it o...
Or use a door, whatever.
This is just a bad idea.
How’s that mat taste?
Back to roller-skates for you.
Danger is his middle name.
That was dumb from the beginning.