Good try fella. Good try.
Look how cool it looks when I ruin my bike!
That'll require an afternoon in a comfy chair.
In the next event you have to jump a cow.
And that's why smart skaters double up on wool sweaters for safety.
No fear of heights but a definite fear of getting caught.
At least it was shallow when he went in.
Don’t arrest the camera guy, he's just a documentary filmmaker.
How come no one is roasting marshmallows?
Box cutters and tires don't pair well.
You don't want to ride too far in that position.
Maybe it was meant to support toddlers.
Added bonus, if he falls and breaks an ankle, it won't matter so much.
Yes…a dolphin on wheels. Of course.
Not the most supportive line ever.
It's cool Mom, I totally meant to do that....*sniffle*
That man had an epic night he'll never remember.
Flinching isn't a sign of weakness, it's a sign of not wanting to be stabbe...
Can't be cheap to replace that glass, either.
A little axle grease is good for the complexion.
High speeds and bunnies are what luge us all about.
We all know a few of these people.
In the end, the best you can hope for is to end up wet.
This is why you don't want to skydive near power lines.
He desperately needs a hobby. Preferably one that doesn't involve firecrack...
Bet whoever owns that house doesn't like skiers on it.
That's impressive but isn't he going to be half dead in about 15 minutes?
The record industry hires him to hide subliminal messages in all your downl...
That made everyone feel bad.
Wood isn't quite as bouncy.