He's going to need a minute to compose himself.
Why? Why do that?
Go bottle go!
It's just not summer without show offs and fails at the pool.
That has to be a crap-inducing scenario.
Things were going fine till the umbrella showed up.
Luckily trees move slowly and can usually be avoided.
Dude needs to worry about his blood pressure.
People still fall off of this thing every year.
Wear pads next time. And a helmet.
Good try fella. Good try.
Look how cool it looks when I ruin my bike!
That'll require an afternoon in a comfy chair.
In the next event you have to jump a cow.
And that's why smart skaters double up on wool sweaters for safety.
No fear of heights but a definite fear of getting caught.
At least it was shallow when he went in.
Don’t arrest the camera guy, he's just a documentary filmmaker.
How come no one is roasting marshmallows?
Box cutters and tires don't pair well.
You don't want to ride too far in that position.
Maybe it was meant to support toddlers.
Added bonus, if he falls and breaks an ankle, it won't matter so much.
Yes…a dolphin on wheels. Of course.
Not the most supportive line ever.
It's cool Mom, I totally meant to do that....*sniffle*
That man had an epic night he'll never remember.
Flinching isn't a sign of weakness, it's a sign of not wanting to be stabbe...
Can't be cheap to replace that glass, either.
A little axle grease is good for the complexion.