That’s going to require an ice pack.
That probably won’t work if you try it yourself.
Take that, ya filthy mandarin.
It was a good try.
Not sure how that could have worked out.
Someone get that kid a puffer.
Those sneaky trees always jump out in front of you.
Maybe they needed to carve it first.
Maybe try to use your words next time.
How’s that snow taste?
Slow down ya whipper snappers!
Good job, dingus.
He should play professionally.
Full face road rash.
That will be enough of that.
Sounds like boards breaking.
Thankfully the burgers on the grill were not harmed.
This fail is presented to you by country music and warm beer.
That was destined to fail.
Looks like you could just pop his foot clean off.
Wear a cup, man.
That sounded awful.
You have shamed your species.
Nothing good has ever happened on a trampoline.
Nice try, big guy.
Wait with the Van, I’ll be right back.
That was a terrible idea.
Shoo! Shoo drunky!