Because Lou Gehrig’s disease sucks.
Hell, wasn’t the mirror’s fault.
Never, ever do this
This explains why nobody in the country of Norway plays basketball.
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '99, wear sunscreen.
That was a full water bottle? What?!
Probably not the best time to take a nap...
Fus Ro Dah!
Murder? I can help you with that.
Bravo Murder Trial: Evidence and First Witnesses
Arm under the neck, shoulder to the chin.
Complete with explosives to open the safe...
Was she choking already or just when he pulled her over?
That looks awful in every way.
That looked like fun, I have to admit.
This is about as pathetic as it gets. A 72-year-old walking home from the g...
The yellow-bellied coward has been identified as Csont'e York, a sophomore ...
At least he won't have to get change for laundry for a while.
Definitely don’t want to trust a man who can shuffle like that with your wa...
The upside to Big Brother.
Helmets? Safety? We care not for these things.
You have to take that advice, though. You only get one chance.
Cops crack down on harassment of tourists, so Elmo and Iron Man are unioniz...
Racist Times Square Elmo says, "Hindus Rape Children"
Need to implant tiny speakers to play the Star Trek theme music.
This happens all the time.
Rocket science is when the scientists stop this damn video and sigh.
Damn FedEx, you lazy