Sounds like this guy may have been smoking before he got there, too.
First they take over the hotels, then the world- with Dinobots. Sweet.
A High speed chicken stampede in high definition on a ranch.
you can't cook - and neither can this guy. 7 ways to chop an onion.
Never mess with a dude in a camo hat.
This probably turned out better than Amazon Prime Day!
The good news is that he found love at the plastic surgery clinic.
Well done, sir! Now wipe that thing down.
Damn lady, that must have been one terrible Blooming Onion!
"OMG! I'm alive!" Ouch.
And like that... he's gone.
It's so greasy! So epically greasy!
We can't stress this enough, don't leave kids or pets in cars.
Jesus goes Dutch, everyone knows that.
A big ol' butt may not be worth sacrificing your health.
Some people show their support for candidates secretly. Very secretly.
Well, to be fair the driver put it in a real vulnerable spot.
This is what happens you don't take a number at the deli line.
It is never too late to get offended.
Whose side are you on? Guy with camera or guy with gun? Slow build, but thi...
It's hard being a creature of the night.
How on earth are they keeping a straight face?
This guy gave rush hour commuters an eyeful this morning. Happy Tuesday!
Portland is keepin' it real.
Aww, this little guy reminds us of us at his age. ...And now.
All that tax money has to be wasted on something.
Airport security is tighter than ever.
I'm not even mad, that was impressive.
This bully makes my blood boil.
It all looks so right, but it goes so wrong.