We apologize if some of these turn out to be just really fun birthmarks.
Interesting technique, but I'm not sure real human girls would be impressed...
Seriously... do not go home!
Pretty much sums up every elementary school playground.
Doesn’t seem to care about being filmed, that’s nice.
That girl must work on the bad side of town.
There's simply no way you won't cringe watching this video. This man, ident...
I wish I knew more sinners like that.
Warning, there is a man-sized rock in front of you.
Was he supposed to leap over her or ride her across the room or what?
Damn bouncy tires.
I wish this would happen to everyone using a camera phone.
Anyone Else Thing The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are trying to escape?
There’s an angry Ninja Turtle down there.
Pay attention to the signs on the beach, they're very important. Sorta.
Maybe he was just having a bad day
And you thought they didn’t even use lighthouses anymore.
Now why would you ever do that anyway?
That’s both heroic and insane.
That's "How We Do."
That's going to leave a mark.
Why was he there in the first place?
Think that’s the same workout my mom does.
Wow. props to the dude for keeping so calm
White-out? You amateur.
Man’s got some steady hands on those rails.
They’re beating each other with hammers, that’s insane.
Steal the camera next time.
If Shrek was here, that guy would be a dead man.
Just stiff as a board and down for the count.