That guy did good to quickly recognize what was happening.
Wait. Did he really say he didn't do it?
Nothing like trying to sleep knowing an elf is creeping around the house.
And we’re not talking about their sweet muscular arms.
Just fall, we got ya!
It'd be funnier if the tazer knocked him right down every time.
Something broke so they had to finish with the lights on.
Merry Christmas, all along the watchtower.
Gotta watch out for the Nutballs.
Is this how some people spend their Friday nights?
What a total asshole.
KFC released their latest product targeting the candle market. Yay.
"A girl has no top."
It's vigilantism at its finest.
No one saw this coming. No one.
Because it's funnier to get knocked out harder than normal
Word is she's ok, she's just not good at judging distances it seems.
The spider monkey comparison was definitely a compliment.
Um, someone needs to tell this guy how penises work.
Not the first people to get laid from snapchat.
Good thing that didn't backfire.
You must stop here.
If the genders of officer and pizza girl had been swapped, no problem, righ...
And they used the wedding dress to clean up the mess.
Loose change is hard to come by.
Tickets are cheap.
Whose side are you on?
Sorry, kid, nobody knows that answer.
He'll Be Back
Sleep now, little thief.